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A place that ruins you. Consider this: almost all potheads start when they are in school. School is a place where you are dependent on middle aged, sexist women who treat the male students horribly because of their own inability to get a man. School is a place where you are supposed to learn, but it has a deadline and you are punished for not completely understanding something in a week. A magical place where you suddenly realize the pointlessness of life because you see how yours will end up, and then society blames it on "bullies", or "violent video games/music/movies" or even "rebellion". School is where they preach creativeness but punish you for not conforming. You see the assholes who will control the rest of your life (boss) and some people try to ruin their teen years because they will fuck the rest of your life , yet are called "bullies" and are blamed for suicides and school shootings. The most successful people in life (Steve jobs, mark zuckerburg, Sean Parker, bill gates) never finished school. School is where the government abortions all of your talents and hopes so you can be the monkeys who only do what their told and make rich people richer and poor people poorer. School is the government sodomizing your potential, and expects you to be grateful. Intelligent people enter, dumb people full of useless skills leave.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”- Albert Einstein quote about school
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School is a low restriction jail.
Math teacher on a Friday morning:"Smile, Kids,it's almost Monday!"
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A government institution designed to torment the minds of innocent children who could have had a bright future, if it wasn't for school.
This is what the average student such as myself goes through on a typical school day:
7:00 AM: As I arrive at the school, first period (Science) has begun. I take a seat at my desk and proceed to take orders by the "teacher", about five minutes in, his directions for the assignment are so boring, that I just put my head in my arms and go back to sleep. I am awakened by an idiot shaking my desk "for the fun of it". I sigh, and as I take out the tenth paper relating to my assignment, a student "accidentally" trips over my bag, and falls down, which ends up giving me detention for "tripping a student". This is such bullshit that I tell myself that I am not, under any circumstances, going to this detention. As I finish writing 10 papers about how the mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell, my whole arm is badly aching and turning red, I turn this into the teacher, who just shoves it back into my arms, for not writing the assignment in cursive. He tells me that he will give me another detention for not "doing the assignment". The massive amount of anger inside of me is barley being controlled at this point. Thankfully, the best part of class comes, the end of the period where people are packing up.
After lunch, the school day ends. When I get home, I go straight to sleep to make up all of the lost sleep in the morning.
Jimmy: damn, I dont wanna go to school!
Bob: Me neither, that place is literally hell on earth.
place were you spend first 18 years of life taking it up the ass
Mom can i stay home from school today? my ass is still sore from english class yesterday
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(n.) 1. a legal institution that is supposedly for the benefit of humans below the age of 18 so that the government may have a chance to torture, brainwash and break the young minds to their will at a supple age in order for the government officials to have supposedly docile citizens that they may control in order to take over the world, and the lives of all young 'students.' 2. Also referred to commonly as a prison for anyone in ages between 4 to 18.
School? School! AHH!!! Don't say that word! I wish it were a snow day. +sigh+
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teacher: Derek, what is the definition of school?
Derek: a load of crap
teacher: very good Derek now go back to sleep
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