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Dwight Schrute

A smart and Capable Man

Person 1: Have you heard of that great beet farmer named Dwight Schrute
Person 2: You mean that wonderful salesman?
Person 1: Yes!

by anonyous3 December 26, 2020

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angela schrute

The wife of Dwight Schrute and mother of Philip Schrute

Angela Schrute is a fine mother

by MyExperience_MyOpinion August 11, 2018

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Dwight Kurt Schrute

The best character on the satirical pseudo-documentary The Office. Projects a Vladimir Putin-like charisma and is knowledgeable about everything, from German (mostly pre-industrial religious) to farming beets to mold extermination. He also an authority on bears, weaponry, health care plans, sabotage, and the supernatural. Played by the inimitable Rainn Wilson.

Dwight Kurt Schrute:
"How would I describe myself?

Three words: Hardworking, Alpha Male, Jackhammer........Merciless..............Insatiable. "

*hold up purple belt*
"This a message, for the entire office, so that everyone can see that I am capable of physical dominating them."

by dksfan April 15, 2010

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dwight k schrute

beet farmer

paper sales man

dwight k schrute you ignorant slut

by i love the office March 19, 2018