1. Dirty cunt ruffler 2. Someone who scoons poon
1. Your a poon scoon. 2. He's such a poon scoon.
The state of inebriation where an individual is under the influence of three or more drugs. Not included marijuana or alcohol.
I was so scooned the other night, ended up taking some xans and a couple different uppers.
Someone who is serious about making money and a provider for people in their inner circle.
I got to get my bread up, I’m bout to go in Scoon mode this winter.
Intolerable dumbass, generally someone who lacks critical thinking skills and asks a simple or redundant question that they could answer themselves if they thought about for more than a few seconds
Guy 1: what does half a ham even taste like?
Guy 2:like half a ham you fucking Scoon.
Obnoxious Self-centered pushover
Oi cunt, you are a fookin scoon lad.