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At the end of a relationship and knowing how much you despise the person you just left for everything they did to you, you ensure that there is never any hope of getting back together by letting everyone know what that person did to you.
she broke up with him and he went all scorched earth on her to regain his dignity after the way she played him.
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The burning sensation that results from using bengay and/or icyhot to rub one out.
Dude, I was scorching the boulder last night with my icyhot and I thought my cock was going to fall off!
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To flatuate IN another persons rear end.
Sigmund: Dag, I dropped my sock.
Bill: Better get it! (Bill's bowels churn)
*Siggy bends over to get sock, while Bill aproaches*
*Bill Ass scorches Siggy*
Siggy: Come on man! That stanks!
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Male ejaculant, after putting it in the microwave
Bob poured scorching soup in his wife’s face
a very good band from ontario ohio who are for the most part are unheard of
did you see scorch muffins last night tey were epic
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To place a testicle into the anus. When it is pulled out it is covered in faeces.
John: Do you remember that girl Hannah?
Tom: Yeah?
John: Well I just gave her a Scorched Almond, my nut hurts but it felt so good!
Tom: *leaves*
Aaron - "Yo bro, wanna rip the duck with me after school?"
Peter - "Nah bro, it's scorching balls outside."