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Liverpool is a small community. It is a nice town, but the idiots that surround the whole community make it a shitty town. 4 out 5 people you meet in this town, is a dealer or on every drug imaginable. We have some decent people, but the majority of the people are lowlife scum, that WON'T make a living for themselves. The only hobbies people have in this town is to smoke up, sit on the cemetery steps, stand at the high school gate and do the 'idiot loop'. They're also poser ass wiggers which live by Bob Marley and Wiz Khalifa. 'Taylor gang or die' is an often said term, which makes me sick to my stomach. I get most of the peoples names mixed up.. cause all the people that pretend to be black look the same to me. Most of the teenage population likes to subject themselves to the drug culture, instead of trying to make a good living for themselves instead of selling drugs. People claim theres people you should be 'deathly afraid' of when the people are all talk, and they will not do any action. The biggest highlights of the year is Privateer Days and Seafest, which is a major excuse to get drunk or high or whatever you prefer. Most people are too immature, and will do anything, and everyone drinks underaged. We also enjoy making fun of other communities, such as Bridgewater.
'TOB' because they're just as immature as the majority of the people here are, there's no in between.
I'd like to see some Liverpool scum that walks the street try to understand what I just summed up here.
Liverpool, Nova Scotia
Person #1 "whaddup guyz, let'z go and get drunk up in hur"
Person #2 "Ok, bro, let's go get some lowlife who's of age to buy our stuff YEEEEH"
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Jam rag dunked in Vodka, frozen and sucked dry. Can also be defrosted via a front bottom for a Nova Scotia cold water fountain. True deviant connoisseurs may prefer to wait until a lady-friend has the painters in in order to savour the Nova Scotia Bloody Mary.
Max: Wow, it's hot, eh? Anyone for a Nova Scotia Icepop?
Paul: Ooh, nice one that's just the job.
Rob: The way your Mrs is acting I presume she has the painters in. I'll go for a Nova Scotia Bloody Mary. Cheers!
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A salad made with Romaine lettuce leaves that has been fermented, deep inside the anal cavity, for several weeks. Will have the nice smell and texture of fresh salmon. Made famous by, The Canadian Young Pope.
Good day you Hoser, you want to try some of my Nova Scotia salad?
Take off! The last Scotian salad I had gave me Hep A!
A Nova Scotia handshake is the act of flatulating onto a seat or cushion before relinquishing the seat to another person. The purpose of a Nova Scotia handshake is to leave a more lasting impression in the mind of the recipient than a traditional handshake.
Derek: "Here Asher, take my seat."
Asher: "Gee thanks, Derek. Wow, this seat feels pretty warm!"
Derek: "That's just a Nova Scotia handshake for you!"
When there's nothing else better in canada and america, you get with the best looking woman in Nova Scotia. But in reality, they're an american 5
That one girl that Jester's dating is a Nova Scotia 9
A small, not very well-known city 10 minutes away from Dartmouth and 5 hours away from Sydney. Can be fun at times but there are no sidewalks and people dump trash in the ditch.
I currently live in the dumpy little city of Mineville Nova Scotia.
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A physical characteristic that afflicts a disproportionate number of women in the Canadian province of Nova Scotia. Its primary quality is a flatness of the buttocks that is so extreme that the tops of the thighs appear to slide into the shoulder-blades without significant outward interruption.
He: Look, there's Bob's really cute girlfriend. She's from Halifax, Nova Scotia.
Friend: Yea, she's cute alright, but she's got Nova Scotia slide bum.
He: Yikes! Now that she's turned sideways, I see what you mean: she's got practically no ass at all!
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