Scotty

Someone that doesn't know.

Don't tell Scotty.

Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know!

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Scotty

1. Anna's amazing future husband who she loves uncontrollably
2. A psychic
3. An amazingly good-looking guy who fits perfection to a tee.
4. The sunshine that lights up the day and the moonlight that steers the lonely

Anna: I met my future husband
Kate: Who? Is his name Scotty?
Anna: Yes
Kate: It figures.

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Scotty

A total and complete Bro.

My girlfriend made me 2 sandwhiches and bought me a case of natty.

Dude you're such a scotty

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Scotty

to become extremely emotional or emo for short periods of time; ranging from hours to a day. Sometimes sitting alone or taking long walks thinking about things.

Amy Winehouse became very scotty before she returned to rehab for the 8th time.

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Scotty

A cunt

"have you seen Scotty?"
"You mean the cunt?"

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Scotty

A douchy American Idol contestant. He is extremely into himself and loves to act sexy to get votes. All he sings is country and it's just like the same song over, and over, and over again. Yet, he is in the top three (possibly top two, or winner, I don't know, this is just now). Even his dad wants to be him, for whatever reason. He is extremely corny but, JLo jacks off when he sings. He should have been voted off a LONG time ago. Help me make that happen A.S.A.P! God, we will trade you Casey or Pia, for Scotty. Well, Condregulations for reading all of this. Penis. Bye.

Shannon: OMG! My boyfriend is such a JERK!

Emma: Was he Scotty?

Shannon: Yea, I should have known better

Emma: *shame

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Scotty

An innocent, unbeknowing error, which comes back to bite the perpetrator in the arse

A man going to the airport does a scotty by leaving his wallet and passport in the taxi going there, then makes his mate(s) pay for his entire trip.

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