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"Watching Steven Segal" is the act of making and eating hamburgers using the raw hamburger meat and cum left over after a man fills a quart milk carton full of luke-warm raw hamburger meat and makes sweet love to it.
When Christopher said he was "Watching Steven Segal" we all knew what kind of extra protein was in that meal.
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An annoying young girl who seeks attention. Commonly known for the movie "Hello again" being the main protagonist.
A character who helps partners cheat on their lovers
You've done a lenore segal!
ADV. Lyrical, spiritual, bring the dalai lama in
I'm not the spiritual Steven Segal
Brings the drama like a suicide bomber
I'm not a spiritual Steven Segal, back me up against the wall, I'm not the lyrical, spiritual Dalai Lama.
the product when joshua allan segal met teresa perla alinan. they are known to be similar to peas in a pod.
joshua segal loves his wife, teresa segal.
Segal's law is an adage that states: A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.
fidel castro segals law
The most underrated comedian of his generation.
Steven Segal- Get your ugly, toothless white ass out of here.
White guy- I never looked at it that way before but now that I heard it from Steven Segal, it makes sense, he's right, I am an ugly, toothless white loser.