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Segway thighs originates from the word Segway which means sexy, but on a higher level of sexy. So sexy in fact that you can’t even say sexy so you have to say Segway. Segway thighs was originally created for the (sadly) Fictional character Peter Parker (Tom Holland version) and his Segway toned thighs.
“Dang bro Peter Parker has some Segway thighs”
“Heck yeah he does I wish I could find me a man with his Segway thighs”
“Don’t we all”
Any jerk that rides on a segway.
Haha, look at that segway jerk, riding along in his suit talking on his cellphone.
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I just made a segway steal from that old bitch.
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It's an amazingly genius creation by Parry Grip. It is popular for getting on people's nerves with it's repetetive chorus (which is basically the whole song.)
Person 1: #Chimpanzee riding on a segway....#
Person 2: OMFG turn that crap off now before my ears burn!!!!
Person 1: NEVER!!!! # Chimpanzee riding on a segway bam bam bam bam bam bam...#
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This a meme which uses rhyme to reference the movie, Pual Blart Mall Cop in order to express humor.
Bro, that's as funny as that Rain Drop Drop Top Catch me on my segway Paul Blart Mall Cop meme!
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"a smooth transition from one place to another"
How one "smoothly" changes topic in a conversation.
Usually used when one doesn't like the topic of the current conversation.
Girlfriend: who did you go with last night?
Boyfriend: The movie was crazy...Segway!
The early 2000s equivalent to a fidget spinner (well not literally, but you know what I mean).
Also the thing that the default character from Happy Wheels rides on.
It was rumored by the Pope that several witnesses spotted Jesus riding a Segway, with a fidget spinner in one hand and a vape in the other. Is this the second coming?