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Senioritis

(noun)- a mental condition that affects both the frontal and temporal lobes of the human brain, causing interferences with primary brain functions such as the regulation of consciousness, capacity for learning, production of dopamine, memory formation and recollection of data

Side effects may include, but are not limited to hypersomnia, academic amnesia, chronic apathy, Taco Bell, tardiness, temporary illiteracy, Netflixophilia and spending more time trying to produce a clever Facebook status than working on homework assignments

Ask your doctor to tell your professor how Senioritis is affecting you today.

I got my major in procrastination. #senioritis

by tacohell April 15, 2014

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Senioritis

The inflamation of the Senior. Can result from a bug bite, or some other reaction from an outside source.

Drew, graduating from highschool in less than a month, was soon diagnosed with senioritis when he walked into a patch of poison ivy, leaving his skin puffy and swollen.

by Ben F. Campbell May 19, 2007

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Senioritis

A symptom that seniors in high school usually have. It causes them to not try hard in school, skip class and go to the beach as well as think they are better than all of the underclass men. All they are looking toward to is graduation and to finally be in college.

Senior 1 "Should we go to school today?"
Senior 2 "No, I mean we're seniors so let's just skip and we'll go to the beach"

Senior 1 "That sounds like a better idea, besides we're graduating in 5 months"
Senior 2 "Haha, we have a bad case of senioritis"

by Marina Simmity October 23, 2013

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Senioritis

the disease that hits old people of around the age of 70, symptoms are grey/white/no hair, hunched backs, cronic deafness, walking canes, and most importantly slow driving!!

Person 1 ~ dude why are they driving so slow!!!

Person 2 ~ dude i see grey hair and the radio is up loud!

Person 1 ~ damn they must have senioritis

by Jade is sweet June 10, 2005

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Senioritis

1. When freshmen became obsessed with senior boys and can't seem to cure their obsession with them.

2. When underclassmen look up to seniors...alot.

1. *sighs and stares at senior boy*
"Meghan, we need to cure you of your senioritis."

2. "There's Missy talking to her seniors again."
"Dude, she's got major senioritis."

by Pelican June 8, 2005

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senioritis

probably why you are here right now

senioritis sucks

by wieubweiuf September 13, 2011

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senior

The very last year of high school. At the end of this school year comes graduation. Most kids are relieved that the hell of homework, drama, friends, and boring shit is over.

YES! I'm finally a high school senior! I've been in the fucking school system for the past 12 years. 12 years of hell! It's over! WOOO graduation!

by xxxcore April 6, 2006

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