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Konnor: its September 1st
Bryan: that means you suck ass
Konnor: :(
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The worst people are born on this day!
Cheyenne is born on September 1st and she's the worst
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Only the barest bitches are born on september 1st. If you’re born on september 16th ur wack asf
“wow ur born september 1st”
“yes ma’am”
“your fun”
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Dear diary, I believe I'm a good person you know I think that there's good in everyone but here we are, first day of senior year! And uh I look around at these kids that I've known all my life and I ask myself, what happened? We were so tiny happy and shiny playing tag and getting chased. Singing and clapping, laughing, and napping, baking cookies eating paste. Then we got bigger, that was the trigger like the Huns invading Rome. Welcome to my school this ain't no high school this is the Thunderdome, hold your breath and count the days we're graduating soon. College will be paradise if I'm not dead by June, but I know, I know, life can be beautiful I pray, I pray, for a better way. If we changed back then, we could change again, we can be beautiful, just not today. Things will get better as soon as my letter comes from Harvard, Duke, or Brown, wait from this coma take my diploma then I can blow this town. Dream of ivy-covered walls and smoky french cafes. Fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump a blaze.
Ram Sweeney, 3rd year: linebacker and 8th year: smacking lunch trays and being a huge di**
Martha Dumpstock, loves happy endings, Best friend since diapers
Kurt Kelly, Quarterback, The smartest guy on the football team = The tallest dwarf
Heather McNamara, Head cheerleader, Her dad is loaded (sells engagement rings)
Heather Duke, runs the yearbook, No discernible personality, (her mom did pay for implants)
Heather Chandler, The almighty, she is a mythic bi***
(search up Beautiful Heathers animatic for some more info about September 1st, 1989)
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September 1st 1997 is Jeon Jungkook's birthday! As all army's know, he is the youngest member from BTS, and is our golden maknae. Today is to appreciate the hard work Jungkook does for us, army.
EX:
"Hey guys it's September 1st! Did you here it is Jungkook's birthday?"
"From BTS?"
"Yeah! He was born on September 1st 1997!"
"Cool! Let's do something for him to celebrate his birthday and for all the hard work he does for us!"
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the birthday of my beloved, the prettiest person I've ever seen<33
happy birthday my dear, I love you, I hope your day is going well and you're having much fun!!! <33
also pls don't forget that I'll always be on your side.
you're actually the only person I really love with my whole heart. I'm so lucky to have you in my life. I love you, I really do <33 I'm so proud of you, you're doing great! good job, my dear.
happy birthday again, my love.
xx:WHAT'S ON 1ST SEPTEMBER??
me: THE BIRTHDAY OF THE BEST PERSON IJ THE WHOLE WORLD!!
xx: YES! HAPPY BIRTHDAY A
me: YEEYE :D
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The starting line in "Heathers: The Musical".
Veronica: September 1st, 1989: Dear diary...