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A great film for the whole family; made in 2010 and staring acclaimed actor Srdjan Todorovic, it's about a down on their luck actor who finally finds the roll of his career. Can he handle it though?
Guy 1: we should totally see that new movie!
Guy 2: Hell ya, Serbian Film looks fantastic!
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Letting your drunk best man to choose a name for your new born child.
- Yo bro, take some schnapps and then we're naming my son!
- No way! We played Serbian roulette when Optimus Prime was born. My wife wanted to kill me!
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Serbian Slava (Thanksgiving or Glory-giving) is kept on the feast day (Slava) of the patron Saint of the entire family. The special spiritual depth of the Slava can only be understood when one realizes that the family celebrates it on the feast day of the Saint which has been the special patron of that family for centuries - ever since the family became Christian. For generations, the patron Saint's day has been a special uniting force in the family, bringing it together to give glory and thanks to God the Creator and Saviour. Slava celebrates the unity of Christ's Church both on earth and in heaven. The Slava is a sort of spiritual family reunion. Those who are not present in fact are present in spirit; not only living family members who are unable to he present, but also the forefathers of the family who have fallen asleep in Christ, faithful to His Holy Church. The grave does not separate Orthodox Christians one from another.
Serbian slava is an Orthodox tradition.
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While having sexual intercourse(preferably
doggystyle) you pull your penis out of her
vagina and viciously ram it up her ass.
Jane was enjoying my rod, then suddenly
without warning I ripped her a new hole
with a fierce serbian stinger.
Me and Jane no longer communicate!
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Similar to Russian Roulette except that first you roll a six sided die and whatever it lands on is how many bullets you put in the chamber.Landing a six is certain death.
John:Hey Paul wanna join us in a game of Serbian Roulette
Paul:Like hell I don’t wanna die
John:Pu$$y boi
super sexy, know it all boys; being a serbian boy you think you are the shit , usually into soccer although some are in basketball. They usually stick together in clans, so there is always a group of hot serbs around. Girls usually drool over them , and have the hots for them. They are all pretty much in love with each other and in love with their bodies, since most of them are really fit, and muscular.
serbian boys 1: hey man check out my abs;)
serbian boys 2: oo yeahh but look at me , ima sexy mother fucker! ;)
girl: hey serbian boy, wanna hook up tonight ?;)
serbian boy: umm girl, its my serb boys night out!
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serbian strength is a serbian power that causes them to be ridiculously strong thus very dangerous. During play fights serbian people tend to take it easy so they are not putting in a lot off effort , but unfortunately if the serbian starts becoming aggravated a shadow will fall across his eyes and he will go mental and beat the shit out off anyone no matter how many people there are. Some serbian people have learnt to hide this strength by avoiding conflict, but if conflict is unavoidable he will do anything to kill that person which is why it is bad for a serbian person to be out alone... he needs a couple of english people to hold him back when he is in sed fight so that he doesnt kill the person.
Harry: Wow did you see what Milos did??
John: Yeah, i heard he was at a rave and there was beef.
Harry: Yeah, holy shit, the way he beat the shit out of all 4 people..... thank god for that serbian strength
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