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Sergei Rachmaninoff

A classical pianist and composer born in 1873 who wrote classical music with balls.
The music of Sergei Rachmaninoff can be described as "Intense Shit."
Rachmanininoff, being Russian, was a bad ass. His music reflects his bad assery with ballsy rhythm and major intensity.

Also can be spelled "Rachmaninov"
Original Russian: Сергей Васильевич Рахманинов

Did you hear Gilels play Prelude Op.23 No. 5 by Sergei Rachmaninoff? Its sick!
Rachmaninoff had some huge hands.

by Rockmaninoff May 24, 2010

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Sergei Bobrovsky

Rookie superstar for the Philadelphia Flyers. He is from Russia and although one of the only things he can say in american is "the cheesesteaks are good here", thats all he needs to know and he is a beast!

Sergei Bobrovsky played great last night and lead the Flyers to a win

by SergeiBobrovksyisaB0$$ February 6, 2011


Sergei Yatzenko

A poor man who was brutally tortured and murdered at the age of 45 by the Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs, as they recorded him suffer (a viral video known under the name of 3 guys 1 hammer)

Important warning: DO NOT EVER WATCH THAT VIDEO. DO TELL ANYONE TO WATCH IT. It will completely traumatize you/them for the rest of your/their existance. I didn't watch it myself, but I heard about it, and trust me, it is shock and gore at its purest form.

Person 1: Man, ya seen what happened to that guy named Sergei Yatzenko ?
Person 2: I pray for him every day, bro...

by JuztSumGuy May 9, 2015

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Sergey Eybog

A Russian composer born in Ust-Ilimsk and now lives in Saint-Petersburg. He has been making ambient, electronica and orchestral music since 2004. Most widely known for creating soundtracks for the Russian erotic visual novel game "Everlasting Summer" and "Eon". Also known for creating a lot of music for Puzzle Lab Games company (now defunct). Some of them include "Charm Tale", "Fiber Twig", "Inspheration" and "Cosmic Stacker".

Sergey Eybog is the definition of my childhood, teenagehood and adulthood. His music is the most pristine of all new age composers.

by LaserImouto May 27, 2022


dirty sergey

after anal sex, the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls chin leaving a Lenin goatee.

"Melania, did you finish the chocolate mousse or is that a dirty sergey?"

by theflatline January 15, 2017

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Sergey Lavrov

a pathological liar, Russian minister of foreign affairs under Putin.

For Sergey Lavrov being a pathological liar is a congenital medical condition. He however, isn't delusional and certainly doesn't believe in his own lies.

by Sexydimma March 14, 2022

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Sergei Kharitonov

an ex russian paratrooper now mixed martial artist known for his iron chin and for his iron fist.

"i will break you" Sergei kharitonov calling out Andrei Arloski before their fight.
"Kharitonov treating Arlovski like christina aguilera treated the national anthem at last sunday's super bowl!!"-the announcer Mauro Ranallo at the end of the fight

by ground&pound June 22, 2011

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