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A television show (airing at random times on random days), that, unlike most brainless TV shows, accurately portrays what relationships are really like, in the sense that men are dicks and manipulate/exploit women, and that women should only do the same. The program follows four women who live in, you guessed it, NYC, and no matter what man the screw and who they're with, they always stay friends with each other. Is the epitome of the poetic proverb "chicks before dicks."
I like romantic evenings on the beach..but I'm not the honeymoon type... My "sex and the city" character must be...Miranda...
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A girl who goes out and plays guys, acts interested in them and usually has sex with them, but doesn't call them. They simulate the sex life and mentality of a guy, and usually just do it so they have a good story to go share with their girlfriends, like in Sex and the City. They're usually decent looking, but not really that hot. These girls reside and party in NJ and NY and definately do not want a relationship.
"Bro, stop calling Jen, she's not gonna answer or call you back. She's just a sex and the city girl. She totally played you, and tonight, she's out playing someone else. She thinks she's Sarah Jessica Parker."
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A new movie coming out featuring the resilient return of the Golden Girls!
Old Woman 1: Are you going to see Sex and the City 2?
Old Woman 2: Well, I am lonely, horny, old and I look like a man so naturally I can relate. Yes, I will!
Old Woman 1: Great, let's put more stuff in out vaginal areas! Tampons, maxi pads, diapers, vibrators; us old women have so much vaginal equipment.
Old Woman 2: We sure do!
Old Woman 1 and Old Woman 2 both piss themselves and die. Then they shit themselves.
Michael Patrick King walks by.
Michael: Hmm, I think I just found the basis for Sex and the City 3.
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"Sex and The City" syndrome refers to a woman who needs a man to validate her existence. This goes for both serial daters, and women who consider themselves (or are) serial monogamists for the same reason.
It is a very sad, and might I say, quite pathetic, syndrome.
White women seem to be the primary sufferers, however, women from any race or ethnic background can suffer from Sex and The City syndrome.
This term is primarily used to define a certain attitude the show gave off. The attitude that despite being a successful, beautiful woman..one has to have a man to feel completely fulfilled.
1. A woman who continuously dates different men because she is afraid to be alone, or because she feels (consciously or subconsciously) that having a man validates her existence. This can apply to women who are constantly looking to get a relationship out of these dates, or women who are constantly looking for sex as a means to fulfill some long empty void.
"My best friend is going on ANOTHER date...she was so depressed last week because "no one wanted her." Ugh, she definitely has Sex and The City Syndrome!"
2. A woman who has been in a monogamous relationship for a while with a man who treats her badly or unequally, yet she stays with him for fear of being alone, or fear that without him her existence will no longer be worthwhile.
"She is crying again over something her boyfriend did to her...he treats her like such crap, yet stays with him. Its like she needs him to validate her existence, or she is so afraid and unsure of herself she feels she needs a man...a man who treats her like crap! She SO has Sex and The City Syndrome..its sad."
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Being a female in favor of circumcision or thinking intact penises are dirty. Obviously hypocritical, since vulvas and vaginas smell a lot stronger.
From the show: I am so circumcising my son. I don't want anyone calling him a shar pei.
Girl 1: My four-year-old host brother from Spain was circumcised.
Girl 2: Why wait so long?
Someone who actually knows what the fuck he or she is talking about: Why do it at all?
Anyone who has Sex and the City Syndrome is someone I won't waste my time with.
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When a girl plays you,thinks she better than you and thinks her problems are bigger than you, also plays you, then she leaves you for someone else because shes thinks she all that and a bag of chips.
dill, cate just sex and cityed you.
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I'm going to sex city
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