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The act of fingering a woman by rubbing back and forth between the clitoris and the opening of the vagina.
“Francine wasn’t quite ready for fingering, so she went for shallowing instead.”
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A disease that more than 90% of all girls have. Girls will go out with tall, hot guy even if he's a jerkwad.
More than 90% of all girls are shallow.
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Someone who likes the first person they see, without looking for what they really want in a person.
This does not necessarily mean someone is shallow because they like someone with good looks or money.
Someone is shallow because they try to get with everyone and anyone because they don't take the time to look for a special someone.
Person one: Gage is so shallow he tries to get his D-wet with every girl he meets.
Person two: I know and most of them arn't even hot!
Person one: yeah he needs to learn to get deeper into the ocean and find that special someone finally. Hopefully someone he at least looks good with.
Person two: but he's to lazy.
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Calling attention to a person's physical appearances in an obsessive way.
Being inflexible about the person you date.
Raising your physical standards so high that you are unrealistic about relationships.
"I'm shallow because I have an ideal in my head and if you don't fit it, you look like garbage in my eyes."
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Having the tendency to like someone based solely on their looks. Having a liking for hot people is not being shallow. Not caring what they're like because they're hot is being shallow.
What the majority of the human race is. Especially men.
DeAndre: Get away from me you fat bitch! Why am I even with you in the first place!?
Dovey: But sweetie, I love you! Didn't you say you liked smart girls?
DeAndre: Ugh, can someone call the pound on this fatass?
Two days later, the shallow bastard DeAndre died because a germ killed him after he got AIDS from some idiotic slut who can't spell her own name.
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What all women are. Okay sorry 99% of women are. The other 1% live somewhere on mars.
Don't deny it. You know it's true, yet you still don't care. Fuckin morons.
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