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The name giving to someone who is shit at something and called Andy!
Lisa: "While you call him Shandy?"
Rob: "Because he is shit and he's called Andy"
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A shandy is achieved when in prison, one inmate shits in his hand and uses that shit as lubricant to give a fellow inmate a handjob.
Eat up Anthony, because I want you to be good and ready to give me a shandy after lights out tonight.
Or!
DAMN PHILIP!! Smells like someone got a motherfucking shandy up in your cell son! Nasty.
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To clear one's massive bowels.
"Hey guys, I'll be right back. I need to take a huge shandy.
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A self-administered “hand job”
He was so lonely he gave himself a shandy.
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I shitty hand job from a lover that is just going through the motions with little real effort toward pleasing their mate!
I bought her so many drinks, she was so drunk that she gave me a Shandy!
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It's when you wank with orange and lemon juice on your penis
I got a cock shandy last night