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"Lord Of Darkness" Shaq is a pimpin,big ol black guy in the NBA.He Owns Because you are powerless if he starts to punk you with no weapons!Over all Shaq pwnzers all!
"dude,shaq just own that guy pretty badly!"
"Kobe dosent stand a chance against shaq!!!"
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1. Anything with an usual large amount of mass. 2. An overweight, cocky, and egoistic player in the NBA who plays center for the Miami Heats. Also known for having a feud with NBA star Kobe Bryant who allegedly called Shaq fat, obese, and a cry-baby. 3. A role model for obesed people. These fat people are also the ones who tend to purchase Shaq jerseys.
Person1: Hey look at that guy wearing a Shaq jersey
Person2: Yeah man, he's massive!
Kid: Dude, you better lose some serious weight or you might end up dead.
Chubby Kid: Nah, you wrong man, just look at how sexy Shaq is! I wanna grow up to be just like him!
Farmer: Betta find me a hog for dinner...oh wow, I really found meself a hog this time! It's massive, no... it's gigantic, nah...it's a Shaquille O'neal! Man, this hog's gonna last me for 40 months!
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an NBA player who came from LSU and is now playing for the Miami Heat. known for being the biggest, most overpaid and most cock-eyed dood in the world. also has a crappy line of shoes
Interviewer: how do you feel about the upcoming NBA season?
Shaq: i uhhhhhhhh......ummmmmmmm........
uhhhhhhhhhhh.......uummmmmmmmmmmmmm (mumbles)
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The most dominant center ever to play the game of basketball. A rapper, actor, intellectual, entertainer, or all around jack of all trades aka the fucking man. So big deal hes not good free throws, you wouldnt be either if you had hands that were two ft. But I guess thats the price you pay for having a huge penis.
Damn, Shaq dropped 30 and 15, typical night.
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most dominate player ever to play the game
who is the man who can dunk on any man, SHAQ!
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