Your sharty bae is someone you love and care for. You feed them your shit and they love it. You can always rely on them.
“Hi”
“How are you.”
Im good”
“Wanna be my sharty bae”
“Of course”
*eats my shit*
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When you get fucked in the ass so hard that you cum,shit and puke at the same time.
Oh god did you just do a farty sharty
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Sexual act where a male has anal intercourse with a female (or another male) and before he ejaculates, he pulls out and puts his erect penis with feces smothered all over it in the partners mouth. He then ejaculates and mixes the sperm and feces together in the mouth rapidly with his penis, making a Sharty Shake that the other has to swallow.
Me and Emma wanted to spice up our sex life a little so I have her a Sharty Shake. I guess she didn’t like it though, we broke up right after she swallowed it.
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Noor is such a shart face its like not even funny. noor isnt a baddie. she is a shart face. thats all i have to say. well actually i could say WAYYYY MORE, like about not danny's grades :) but i wont.
Danny: have u seen my grades
Noor: ugh unfortunately
Danny: You wish you were as bad as my grades
Noor: ugh danny shut up
Danny: UGH I can't believe you, noor the sharty
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When you collect you juicy Sharts and use them as a paint in an art installation.
Carl pulled an unexpected Arty Sharty while making his painting.
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So Nervous in the McDonalds Drive thru cue that you double Shart!
"Welcome to McDonalds, Can I take your order please?"
Justin "Wow, what the hell is that smell!"
Steve "Some one just ordered Sharty McShart! ha"
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A variation of sharting, which involves diarrhea, resulting in a WAB (Wet Ass Butthole).
Cardi B: Oh no! I tried to fart, but I made a Sharti B.
Megan Thee Stallion: You talkin’ WAB WAB WAB with that Wet Ass Butthole.