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located between the nutsack and the butthole.
dude my shawnee high school is hairy, disgusting, and smelly.
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The Home of the Raiders. I'm not saying we're the best, but if you look up the definitions of the other Shawnee Mission schools,Shawnee Mission East,Shawnee Mission West,Shawnee Mission North, and Shawnee Mission Northwest, you'll see they bag on every other school except South. The golden years of South sports have passed with the exception of a kick-ass cross country team. South doesn't necessarily fit in typical school stereotypes, we draw off the best, and sadly, the worst aspects of each school in the district. Yes we have our druggies, (North) our alcholic rich ass holes, (East) our racial minorities, (West) our sluts, our jocks, our gays, and our man-whores. But believe it or not the majority of our student body are good people who respect their teachers, school, and pears. Add to this an undying sense of school loyalty and a fierce rivalry with Shawnee Mission East and you get the genious, creative, athletic, determined school that is Shawnee Mission South.
Shawnee Mission South, a great school to go to, simple as that.
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Unlike the other lying definitions, Shawnee Mission West (spoken from a TRUE West kid) is full of druggies, idiots, niggaz (not the cool ones, unless they did sports, then they were cool) and ugly fatasses. The administrators were a complete joke and the "rentacops" were all straight homosexual, and no that wasn't gay bashing, it's honesty. Also, we don't have a great sports record either, we pretty much have the least state championships of any school in the Shawnee Mission school district.
"oh hey, it's a Shawnee Mission West kid." "Yeah, who would wanna be him?"
"So who are we up against?" "Shawnee Mission West" "We win. Not even worth watching"
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The first (and best) Shawnee Mission High School. Best Drama department in the midwest, despite the lower budget than other schools. Lots of pep at sporting events, no matter what the score is. The only students doing drugs are the ones too stupid to get themselves involved. Contrary to popular belief, poor schools have LESS drug problems. Because the students don't have the money to BUY drugs.
Westkid1: Did you see the retards at the Shawnee Mission North game?
Westkid2: Yeah, they were still cheering like they had a fighting chance!
Northkid: At least we were polite and courteous to the visiting team
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The second high school in the Shawnee Mission School District. Somehow, they get budgeted all of the money the school district has to offer, resulting in their nice, college-like campus, but leaving other schools like Shawnee Mission North, Shawnee Mission West, Shawnee Mission Northwest, and Shawnee Mission South with the spare change that the lazy asses at SME are too lazy to pick up. They tend to be the biggest douchebags in the Kansas City Metro Area, only doing their shopping at the Country Club Plaza and Town Center in Leawood. The male species of douche that roam the halls at Shawnee Mission East tend to be outfitted in Blazers, with Ralph Lauren graphic tees underneath. They wear $70 jeans with nearly every outfit and Nike AirMax shoes, and, because they are simply too cool to do otherwise, they each sag about 4 inches. The female species of douche at this school each have about 40 pieces of Vera Bradley on their bodies each day. They enjoy wearing shoes made for sailing as if they were practical. They can be seen wearing at least one piece of Abercrombie and Fitch every day. They have video announcements every morning and think it is trendy to tailgate high school football games. Most guys also have an earring in each ear. If you want your kids to do drugs, you should definitely send them to this school, as the students here do drugs in the restrooms, and have drunken parties just about every night of the week.
Shawnee Mission East Kid1:Dude, brah, you wanna go to the plahzah and get some awesome new shirts at Halls for Monday?
SME Kid2:Brah, yeah I do! After that, lets go get drunk and cruise around Prairie Village
SME Kid1:Awesome, brah.
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A systematic clusterfuck of a public education facility. Has a strong dislike of AirPods and hoods, but sees and hears actual issues as well as Hellen Keller can.
“Hey have you heard of Shawnee High School?” “Yeah that place is thoroughly fucked”
Shawnee Mission Northwest is filled with LITERALLY a bunch of crackheads that think their cool.
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