that's what she said

: phrase : a phrase to be said when someone says something that is not directly realted to sex, but sounds like it.

in an ER}

Doctor: I think we need to come in from behind.

Some Random Guy Who Pops Out: That's what she said.

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That's what she said

Remark intended to make a normal statement sexual. Some people use this against statements that couldn't be construed sexually, thus making it very annoying.

Guy 1: "You suck"
Guy 2: "That's what she said"
Guy 1: "Dude stop it"
Guy 2: "That's what she said!"
Guy 1: "That one wasn't even funny!"
Guy 2: "That's what she said!!"
Guy 1: "Dude, keep it up and I'll stab you!"
Guy 2: "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!... hey wait that one actually work- *Gets punched out by Guy 1* OWWW!! That was rough!"
Guy 1: "That's what she said"

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That's what she said

One of the best jokes on earth.

"Johnny, let me hold your wood for a second."
"That's what she said!"

"You drilled this in pretty deep, Johnny."
"That's what she said! Hahaha!"

"Stop!! Seriously. How old are you?"
"That's what she said."

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That's what she said

A popular sexual innuendo used to make others--and ultimately, yourself--laugh.

In other words, you use it when the person says something that a girl might say during sexual intercourse.

Colton: You get the top; I will be the bottom.
Jake: That's what she said

Jake: Oh shit! It's stuck in there!
Colton: That's what she said.

Football Coach: That's right boys; nice and steady- not too fast, not too slow; just at the right speed.

Jake & Colton: That's what she said.

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that's what she said

used to turn a comment into a sexual innuendo

(in a precalc classroom)

teacher: ok guys, i know that these problems are hard, and they're long and a pain in the butt, but you still have to do them

Student: that's what she said

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that's what she said

1. Used to add sexual innuendo to a conversation.
2. When a male wants to share with his friends that he was with a girl (whether her was or not), he will respond to a phrase that sets up "that's what she said..." as funny or sexual.
3. To imply that what is being talked about was actually a sexual statement and that a girl agreed to said statement in the recent past.
4. Something people say after a phrase is said by someone else to add emphasis.
5. A phrase said by one male to another after a story about her was told to imply that he was with the first male's girl after him.

guy 1: wow, that's a really big spear!
guy 2: that's what she said!

guy 1: man, my girl was hot last night!
guy 2: that's what she said!

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that's what she said!

A term with no real meaning, just used to annoy that of your friends/enemies. Usually turns a non-sex realted topic into one of that kind.

Asshat#1: "What's the deal with your cell phone?"

Asshat#2: "Yeah, it's really small."

Asshat#3: "That's what she said!"

Asshat#1: "Zing!"

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