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If she (indicating that it has to be a female of the homo sapiens) is inhaling oxygen, nitrogen, argon, carbon dioxide and methane, then she is a nymphomaniac and a "lady" of the night, whereas she isnt worth it and not to be trusted at any costs
Male homo-sapien1: "Dude, did u see Stacy? She looks hot and she is nice."
Male homo-sapien2: "Nah man, if she breathe, she a T H O T."
Male homo-sapien1: "Really? But she isn't breathing.
Male homo-sapien2: "Then go for it bro, she not a hoe."
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Sardonically used, when someone trips and falls.
"That poor girl just slipped on a banana peel." "She's no fun, she fell right over." From Firesign Theatre skit. Preceeded by "let's put her on her head."
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The popular game played by a fellow to find out if the girl of his dreams loves him,by plucking the petals from a flower,or by plucking any soft material,by chanting "She loves me,she loves me not," over and over,until all the petals or material is gone.
Kenny,Kevin,Uriah,Harun,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Bill,Jim,and Tom all played the game of She loves me,she loves me not, by plucking the pompoms on their snowhats.
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If she is over weight she gets a check if you treat her right she will pay up to the exact amount of how much she makes.
She pays me 800 dollars every month she weighs 800 pounds she pays what she weighs
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Yes don't believe her, especially if her name is Stacy. If she seems to be a little too happy after her 3 day "business trip" while blubbering away nonsense when you ask her about details that might be a red flag.
Jane, why is my girl so happy after her business trip, do girls love working hard that much? Well if the "business trip" gave
her the right kind of hard work then yes, some girls enjoy it. ;-(
So again if she says she went on a business trip don't believe her unless she feels miserable afterwards and talks about her awful business trip.
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Vaping being the trashier cousin to smoking, a female who vapes (and hangs around vape shops and probably does kratom too) not only will be promiscuous like the she smokes, she pokes girl, she’ll be more inclined to engage in sexual acts most females would be disgusted by. Tattoos are a given as are provocative words on the ass of her tight pink sweatpants.
Hey Charles, I know you’re a sick sexual deviant who’s having a hard time finding girls who are into all the messed up shit you like. You should hang around the local smoke and vape shop. If a girl comes in and orders a pack of cigarettes she’s probably DTF but if she vapes…she gapes
if she is over weight then she gets a check if you treat her right she will pay up to the exact amount of how much she weighs
She pays me 800 dollars a month, she weighs 800 pounds she pays what she weighs.