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shear bear

A monster who steals water bottles from little kids and tries to put kids in the copy machine

That guy's stealing he's being a shear bear

by daniel.df3 June 9, 2017


Wyatt Shears

plays bass and guitar for the garden. is also quite greasy. dresses like a pirate. has a side project called enjoy. met him, very nice person! the funny twin. Vada Vada
follow @wyattshears & @___enjoy_official___

Person 1 : how do I tell the shear twins apart?
Person 2: Wyatt Shears plays bass duh

by Puzzleenjoyer November 25, 2021

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Fletcher Shears

drummer of the garden. is quite greasy. never takes off his smelly boots. has a side project called puzzle. x hail is coming out soon. believes he's superior to his brother, wyatt shears. follow @______puzzle_______ on instagram.

y@: "Fletcher Shears ain't shit so he's evicted from @puzzle_enjoy and every trace left of Puzzle on this account will be obliterated."

by uwantthescoop July 24, 2018

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Shearing the sheep

Shaving or waxing a disgustingly large amount of pubic hair, often before one's wedding night. More common with fob Indian and Asian women.

What are you doing? I'm shearing the sheep, I'm getting married in 3 hours!

by TehOwner February 28, 2015


sheep shearing

Purposely cutting a man's hair really badly to make him less attractive to others, in the hopes of discouraging cheating

WTF is up with Bob's terrible new haircut?

His fat girlfriend got paranoid of cheating so she gave him a thorough sheep shearing.

by szilfifa March 11, 2015


pinking shears

Replaces the word scissoring when the two women involved both have vaginal piercings.

They had their pinking shears out hot and heavy.

by S.C.A.B. September 15, 2019


Hedge shears

To remove pubes that have grown in such great density they resembles a hedge, by means of large hedge shears or clippers.

"I had to whip out the hedge shears on her, I had no choice."

by personwhodoesntgiveafuck May 27, 2015