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Getting an outrageously expensive haircut that ends up making you look like you got run over by a rusty lawnmower.
Did you see James? He looks like he just stuck his finger in a wall socket.
Yeah, splurging on a haircut like that was shear stupidity.
plays bass and guitar for the garden. is also quite greasy. dresses like a pirate. has a side project called enjoy. met him, very nice person! the funny twin. Vada Vada
follow @wyattshears & @___enjoy_official___
Person 1 : how do I tell the shear twins apart?
Person 2: Wyatt Shears plays bass duh
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drummer of the garden. is quite greasy. never takes off his smelly boots. has a side project called puzzle. x hail is coming out soon. believes he's superior to his brother, wyatt shears. follow @______puzzle_______ on instagram.
y@: "Fletcher Shears ain't shit so he's evicted from @puzzle_enjoy and every trace left of Puzzle on this account will be obliterated."
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Shaving or waxing a disgustingly large amount of pubic hair, often before one's wedding night. More common with fob Indian and Asian women.
What are you doing? I'm shearing the sheep, I'm getting married in 3 hours!
To remove pubes that have grown in such great density they resembles a hedge, by means of large hedge shears or clippers.
"I had to whip out the hedge shears on her, I had no choice."
Replaces the word scissoring when the two women involved both have vaginal piercings.
They had their pinking shears out hot and heavy.
Purposely cutting a man's hair really badly to make him less attractive to others, in the hopes of discouraging cheating
WTF is up with Bob's terrible new haircut?
His fat girlfriend got paranoid of cheating so she gave him a thorough sheep shearing.