to store an arbitrary item in a bodily orifice for later use.
That stripper's son shelfed my phone!
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alternate way of taking drugs by inserting them into the anus
hey gareth, i'm going to swallow one pill and shelf the other one
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A Southern Fairfield County teenage boy who has a black girl's booty.
Damn, the shelf almost knocked over the T.V.
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When you let a fat guy fuck you doggy, and they have to set their fat stomach on your ass!
Damn, I got shelfed last night, dude was fat as fuck.
the area just above the penis which girls prefer shaved
kyle, john, and kenny's shaved shelf is much better than joe's non shaved rainforest. it feels better against my vag than the amazon.
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To get unbelievably wasted, have an outrageously good time, and live up the night.
Let's get so fucking shelfed tonight! It'll be the best night of our lives!
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