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Sober Shepherd

A person that chooses to not get drunk in order to walk his drunk friends home from a party and/or the club.

Terry: Man I'm fucked up, dude, do you know how to get home?
Jim: No, but don't worry dude Tom is our sober shepherd. He'll lead us home.

by General Mothafucka October 16, 2012


Trip Shepherd

A sober person who keeps tabs on others who are doing any number of mind-altering substances. See trip sitter.

"My friends like to take mushrooms, but I don't want to, so I'm always their trip shepherd when they do."

by Not Jimmy Fallon July 11, 2008


german shepherd

the best dog a person could have if they are brought up well as in not abusive. THey're friendly, loyal, and very smart. I would advise getting one(or more) at a younger age.

German Shepherds are the best dogs someone could ever own.

by Coachz June 6, 2005

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German Shepherd

The German Shepherd Dog (GSD, also known as an Alsatian), (German: Deutscher Schäferhund) is a breed of large-sized dog that originated in Germany. German Shepherds are a relatively new breed of dog, whose origins date to 1899. As part of the Herding group, the German Shepherd is a working dog developed originally for herding sheep. Because of their strength, intelligence and abilities in obedience training they are often employed in police and military roles, in forces around the world. Due to their loyal and protective nature the German Shepherd is one of the most registered of breeds. Shepherds were bred specifically for their intelligence, a trait for which they are now renowned. They are considered to be the third most intelligent breed of dog, behind Border Collies and Poodles. In the book The Intelligence of Dogs, author Stanley Coren ranked the breed third for intelligence. He found that they had the ability to learn simple tasks after only five repetitions and obeyed the first command given 95% of the time. Coupled with their strength, this trait makes the breed desirable as police, guard, and search and rescue dogs, as they are able to quickly learn various tasks and interpret instructions better than other large breeds. German Shepherds have a reputation for aggression and have been banned in some jurisdictions as a result. In the United States, German Shepherds are responsible for more random bitings than any other breed, and have a known tendency to attack smaller breeds of dogs. Reports have found that statistically German Shepherds are the breed third most likely to attack a person. Another report found that German Shepherds accounted for almost half of the dog bites that required medical attention. These claims have been refuted on the basis that German Shepherds represent a higher proportion of the population than other breeds. However, reports indicate that Shepherds are over-represented when the statistics take into account the difference in population. German Shepherds are highly active dogs, and described in breed standards as self-assured. The breed is marked by a willingness to learn and an eagerness to have a purpose. Shepherds have a loyal nature and bond well with people they know. However, they can become over-protective of their family and territory, especially if not socialized correctly. An aloof personality makes them approachable, but not inclined to become immediate friends with strangers. German Shepherds are highly obedient and not easily distracted, but due to their strong self-will must be trained by "a firm hand".

I named my German Shepherd Sam after the dog in Will Smith's I Am Legend which is also a GSD.

by ThatboiiKevinn June 19, 2009

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Shiloh Shepherd

Breed of dog developed by Tina Barber in the 1970s. Resembles a cross between a German Shepherd and a Alaskan Malamute, that can average around +100lbs. Known for their protection, loyalty, playfulness, and sweet temperament. They can be a variety of colors-with plush or smooth coats.

"Is your dog a shepherd husky mix? He's so sweet!"
"Thank you! Actually, he's a Shiloh Shepherd"

by Shilohlover March 27, 2009

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False Shepherd

A false Shepard is a individual with only one plan in mind when deciding weather to befriend someone and added them to their flock, but only if they can gain something like power over those who he’s befriended, but once he’s done with you this false Shepard will cast you out with lies and spread these false image throughout the flock to make it seem like it’s for the “Benefit” of the flock but he no longer has need of you and so he’s making sure that you loose all trust with others in the flock and they are forced to cast you out because of his false ideas, And once you are gone he can lead his lambs astray and continue to do this throughout his lift or the life of the flock

Guy : hey many why do you never hang out with that group anymore

Dude : because (insert name here) is a fucking False Shepherd and he’s convinced them that such and such happened and so the cast me out without knowing the truth and I lose everything that I ever cared for
Guy : fuck man that’s harsh, you still got me if you wanna hang out

by Neon-Crape August 19, 2020

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Bryce Shepherd

Some lil boy that got admins and the police on him. Dad didn’t want him so he moved to pg county

you got blamed for editing a dick into someone’s mouth? bryce shepherd moment fr

by brettybot June 9, 2022