World Class Global Organized Crime Syndicate. The greatest trick they ever pulled is convincing the world they don't exist.
Criminal to son "Rat on your Dad, and the sherwood Mafia'll get ya!"
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one of the o g's hes a good rapper and hes going to make it big
u hear that knew rapper no no no rockstar sherwood scumbag
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bunch of wanna be gangstas couldn't bus' a grape in a fruit fight
Gangsta 1:Yo i jus smoked one o' those sherwood mafia faggots there a bunch of pussies
Gangsta 2:Let me aks you a question Jamal did you use yo gat or did you run em down
Gangsta 1: I ran those bustas donw in ma G'd up escalade
Gangsta 2:Fo Sho
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A middle school full of poor kids that have nothing better to do than to brag about their surviv.io wins and their Fortnite wins. The jocks are jerks, the teachers are ok, but the worst part are the boy's locker rooms.
Person #1: Dude, where do you go to middle school?
Person #2: Sherwood Middle School.
Person #1: Sucks for you.
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A bunch of fags with backwards hats rolled up pants, and kings sweaters. These men get so much pussy for playing Kings and they are very talented at the game of hockey as they play AA or AAA hockey most of the Kings players have a bad rep but that doesnβt stop them from the amount of pussy they get.
Girl #1 oh wow you play Sherwood Park Kings?!
Kings boi#1 ya
Girl #1 *proceeds to suck dick*
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One of the gayest High Schools in Oregon. It consists of faggy douche bags who have nothing special except claiming that they're great at football.
Kid 1: Do you like Sherwood High School?
Kid 2: Fuck no! That school should be fucked up the butt with a rake.
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Sherwood Middle School is located in the Portland suburb of Sherwood, Oregon. The school contains students ranging from 6th to 8th grade, all having their respective traits. 6th-7th contains the jerks and the "cool kid wannabes" that have nothing better to brag about than their Fortnite wins, the gay kids, and the kids that have nothing better to say than how good they are at football and lacrosse, and 8th grade has the homophobic tall kids that yell at teachers all the time.
Person #1: Which school do you go to?
Person #2: Sherwood Middle School.
Person #3: Actually, it's pronounced hell.
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