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A mix of Asian, Black, and Guido. A Black Ninja wearing Chanel earrings and Spiked Hair. They are also good with all types of weapons. Swords, Guns(Glocks), Shurikens, Kunai, and their spiked hair too.
What you would get if you crossed Jet Li, DJ Pauly D from Jersey Shore, and 50 Cent.
Jakub: Hey Scott, did you just hear something?
Scott: No, why?
(shink!, POW!, Creak!, Pftoo!)
Jakub and Scott(filled with cuts and bullet holes): THE SHINOBI GUIDO GANGSTER!
(Found dead in Hong Kompton the next day...)
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A Shinobi Wench Hammer is a move during sexual intercourse where the lights are turned out and the male rams the female from the darkness, so hard that she should climax upon landing. Usually performed towards the end of a sexual occurance as a pièce de résistance. It can be executed from infront or behind of a woman. If executed correctly from the rear, it may lead to a Wench Hammer Mudslide
...Silence... *scream of fright then pleasure* "You've just been Shinobi Wench Hammered baby, now lick this mudpie off my sack!"
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Ok, so once upon a time not long ago, when people wore pajamas and lived life slow, when the law was stern and justice stood, and people were behaving lik ethey all too good, there lived a pretty girl who was misled, by another little boy and this is waht he said, "me and you jess we gonna watch some movies and sneak out fast." they did the job, and fun came with ease! but they couldnt stop its like they had a disease, they watched antoehr and anotehr and another and another, tried to stay up till 5:30 and his father was bothered. ok so shit happend and at 6am, jessica was walking down the street. she was just walking by when she saw this guy who gave her an awkward eye. so she KILLED HIM. with her guns of steel, aka her nigger arms. so she was like, "YEAH, NIGGAH, WHASSUP?" and she went home. and she was like, hmm, now waht am i gonna do? so she decided to become a chuunin from konoha. so she went to the hidden leaf village and learned chidori from kakashi-senin himself. and she passed the exam and became a respected late night shinobi. The End.
girl, im in love with you
this ain't the honey moon
still in the infatuation phase
right in teh thick of love
we never get sick of love
it seems we learn something new everyday
i know i've misbehaved
and you've made your mistakes
but we both still got room left to grow
and though love sometimes hurts
i STILL put you first
and we'll make this thing work
but i think we shoudl take it SLOOOOWW
we're just OOOORDINARY PEOPLE
we dotn know which way to goooo
cuhz we're ORRRDINARY PEOPLE
maybe we should take it slooowww....
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An extremely addicting game that takes a long time to grind on. Personally i spend way to much time on it and its tearing away my humanity. It's a roblox game which can be found easily with its thousands of daily players.
hey dude i spent all night grinding shinobi life 2, I Levelled up 5 times!
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Shinobi vs. Dragon Ninja is the debut single from lostprophets, taken from the album thefakesoundofprogress. The song's name is derived from the video games Shinobi and Bad Dudes vs. Dragon Ninja.
Track Listing:
C.D. 1
Shinobi vs. Dragon Ninja
Directions
The Lesson Part 1
C.D. 2
Shinobi vs. Dragon Ninja
Still Laughing (live)
Miles Away From Nowhere
Vinyl
Shinobi vs. Dragonninja
Miles Away From Nowhere
also:
from the album: thefakesoundofprogress
Released: 26th November 2001 (U.K)
Format: CD
Genre: Alternative metal
Length: 2:47
Label: Visible Noise
Chart positions
41 - (U.K)
shinobi vs. dragon ninja (single) was the first single
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a very hot Cambodian daddy that wants you too call him sleepy shinobi
damn i really want too be noticed bu sleepy shinobi
Latin Urban music artist from Cuba. follow him on all his social media IG: Shinobiofficial, FB: Shinobi J, all his music is available on all platforms from Spotify to Apple Music etc.