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A pro shipper is a top-notch delivery person who has earned the respect of people in their workplace. They often receive higher pay than ordinary delivery people.
Person 1: "This golden egg looks really special. I'll take Person 2 off the job, because it should be handled by our pro shipper: Person 3!"
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when a character in any show/story/video game ships two people who are in said show/story/video game
person 1: don't you love the gag they have on that show where that one guy always tries to push whatshisface and whatsername together?
person 2: that guy is definitely a shipper on deck
Commonly confused with wildkrats '💙💚' is what... they... type. (Be careful with those colors)
Normal Dnf shipper: Omg dnf is so cute they should date irl
Girlboss dnf shipper: weirdchamp
A trapped shipper is a shipper who accidently started shipping two characters. Normally the ship is considered weird within the fandom.
" I can't believe you ship that."
"I'm sorry, I just started shipping it. And now I'm trapped."
"So you're a trapped shipper."
A Robsten Shipper is somebody who 'ships' Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart together,meaning they want Rob & Kris to date. This phenomenon started when Twilight, the first movie started filming. Robert was cast as Edward Cullen & Kristen Stewart was cast as Bella Swan. Women of all ages fell in love with fictional couple, Edward & Bella, and automatically started hoping for Robert & Kristen to start dating. Robsten Shippers basically wanted to see Edward and Bella dating in real life & their obession grew as each movie was being filmed. Robsten Shippers outnumber the Twilight fans that just enjoy the books for what it is and dont care if Rob & Kris do or dont date each other. They obsesses & track Rob & Kris's every move to try & find out if they're in the same city, analyze everything they say in interviews & they even analyze the actors clothing . For example, the Robsten Shippers get very excited if Rob & Kris are wearing the same sunglasses, same color tshirt, same brand of shoe. Robsten Shippers typically reject & attack any opinion that is different from their own, meaning if you do not believe that Rob & Kris are dating, they will verbally attack that person for having their own opinion. Robsten Shippers normally reside on Twitter, Live Journal, Rob & Kris fan sites & there're fan sites dedicated to Robsten, Rob & Kris dating. Whether Rob & Kris are dating is open for debate but for a Robsten Shipper, in their minds Edward & Bella are 100% dating in real life.
Robsten Shippers internet "war cry" is.. 'Robsten Lives" "Robsten Forever" and "Robsten Rules" A Robsten Shipper typically likes to tell anybody who doesn't believe the same way they do to.... "Suck It"
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someone who doesn't care what other people ship in fiction and fandom, because it's not real and you should be able to enjoy fandom without gatekeeping antis. pro shippers may or may not ship a "bad" ship, but it doesn't matter because if you don't like it, you just click away or blacklist a tag.
pro shippers are sometimes people who are writing dark concepts and relationships for cathartic reasons related to their own trauma, and they are sometimes people who just like dark stories in general because they're interesting. of course there is the occasional pedophile, because that's impossible to avoid, but the majority of pro shippers are just people who care more about respecting opinions rather than sending hate.
see also: pro shipping, proship, pro-ship
Pro shipper: I don't really care what you ship as long as you tag it properly. We shouldn't send hate to people.
Anti: I agree. But you still shouldn't ship insert "bad" ship! It's really unhealthy because character a is 41 and character b is 18! You're a pedophile!
Pro shipper: This is exactly what I mean.
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They have a million and one Pinterest boards, make everything "Aesthetic" and you can't tell the apart from the tens of thousands of children just like them.
They invade spaces made for and by adults & yet can't understand why said adults don't want them around so they make an effort to exclude them from their own space.
They flood abuse tip lines with reports of child abuse, yet the "Child" in question is anime girl from a series that came out 6 years before they themselves were conceived.
And if you live in a country where your queer identity could get you excommunicated from your family and in most cases killed under extreme religious prejudice; your fellow queers can and WILL ensure that you are directly in harms way.
They're capable of the most vitriolic, abhorrent, unhinged behavior from harassment to sending unsolicited gore and/or abuse material of children (don't be alarmed, this is for the benefit of all children; they care, you know?).Despite being lower than cow excrement in terms of intelligence and worth; outside of the interweb you have nothing to fear.
An anti-shipper with almost never pose a threat to you physically.
Do understand that all of this "Attitude" and puritanical crusade is merely for online praise and validation; Even people with the IQ of Lennie from 'Of Mice And Men' know that repeating their words in real life would most definitely end in them laid out.
Normal Person: "Oh boy, I enjoy this series. And these two character are very cute drawn together in my opinion! This media helps with my trauma! I hope not a single anti shipper interacts with this drawing that I made because that would be foolish to engage in media that you personally hate! I wouldn't do it, and I assume this simple common sense is common! Yep, that would be very stupid!"
Anti: "Halt! How dare you consume media that I personally think everyone should despise. Just for that, I'm going to spam your inbox with animal gore and make 25 sock puppet accounts to harass you. You're just like your abuser, and you should die. Did I mention that I am a well adjust 14-year-old child with no parental guidance or supervision?"
Normal Person: "...I can tell."
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