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Shirtless Stranger

Used by the media when a black person commits a crime

A shirtless stranger shoved and kicked an elderly woman in an unprovoked, broad-daylight attack

by NateHiggersTND June 22, 2023


shirtless picture

The person that poste this type of pictures online , have, in fact, a small dick, probably microscopic

look at this shirtless picture of Jason (Jason's dick is 1 inch long)

by Jason 343 May 23, 2022


shirtless showdown

The fistfights that occur only after at least one person takes off their shirt to show their muscles and look tough. fight, fistfight, brawl, beatdown, street fight, punch, box, throw hands, Worldstar

Two MMA wannabes got into a shirtless showdown in the parking lot and managed to knock each other out.

by joecoolthefool December 19, 2016


Shirtless Picture

A photo with someone in it thats shirtless, and you can see a bit of the shirtless area.

check out my nice shirtless picture!

by Proffesur June 2, 2018

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shirtless mushrooms

(Obese lady, with her shirt off, smothering, on top an 80 pound man.

The shirtless mushrooms (sheyrl) covered Danes whole body.

by Bigcockdaddies October 9, 2017

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Shirtless old man

You are supposed to post a picture of a shirtless old man as a comment when you have nothing nice to say.

I hit the latest Ted Cruz tweet with a shirtless old man.

by Holliday Fartcruise May 31, 2020


Shirtless Profile Asshole

Shirtless Profile Asshole believes that they are God’s gift to social networking. In reality, they have nothing to offer, so Shirtless Profile Asshole snaps a photo (often fuzzy or dimly lit) and uses this as their MySpace and / or Facebook (or other predatory website) profile picture.

More often than not (although not necessarily a requirement for the definition), Shirtless Profile Asshole leaves their ugly face out of the image, which can only work to their advantage. Shirtless Profile Asshole usually sports some form of boring tribal arm band or barb wire tattoo. This is due to Shirtless Profile Asshole’s complete lack of originality in every aspect of their life.

Shirtless Profile Asshole most likely owns a crotch rocket or a Mustang (see Crotch Rocket Asshole and/or Mustang Asshole), which makes for the brain-wrenching choice of which stupid photo to use for their profile…their lame ride, or their zit-filled bare chest?

When Sid discovered that his personsality and character wasnt able to get him far in the dating scene, he morphed into Shirtless Profile Asshole and the number of girls on his "friends" list skyrocketed. Too bad the fake-ass girls on his list accept anybody who send them an invite, just to boost their own egos with the false hopes that they themselves may have something to offer. They really could care less about the zits or ugly tattoos that he sports.

by mad genius December 7, 2010

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