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Noun: (in the Marine Corps) an individual who is purposefuly so close to the minimum standards that he is perceived to be out of regs, or an individual who is actually out of regs (on purpose) but is able to get away with or hide it. This is to include haircuts, pft/cft scores, uniform regulations and more.
SSgt blasted that LCpl for the 'mop on his head'. He must be what you call a professional shit-bag.
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this is when two people it dosent matter the gender.takes their ass and puts it up against the other persons ass.then one of them starts to shit.and shits into the other persons ass.and they keep shitting back and forth in and out each others ass's
last night i could barley do the dual shit bag with my wife.because my shit was so large.
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When the president of the United States runs our country into the ground!! George Bush is the first example!!
That SHIT BAG BUSH!! I AM SO HAPPY HE IS OUT OF OFFICE!! 2ND TIME IN THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE...THANKS ALOT!!
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When someone does something so terrible wrong that some might think they have autism.
Oh my he blew the game, what a shit bag titty fucker
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To majorly fuck up something of consequence.
We really shit the bag on our quarterly sales numbers.
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Similar to the idea behind "don't cry over spilled milk", this phrase is widely useful. In a situation where something sucks for person A, person B might have the feeling like, well what are you gonna do, you cant do anything, so get over it, as in shit in a bag, man, there's nothing you can do about it. Thus, person B would say, shit in bags.
Props to Jen Smith, of Chicago, IL.
Person A: "My bike just got stolen!"
Person B: "shit in bags, man, nothing you can do about it."
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When the toilet is so backed up from your roomate taking giant brick shits that you are forced to shit in a plastic grocery bag and throw it into your roomates room
Damnit I have to shit in a bag again!
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