feel like shit warmed up

Basically feeling like shit but worse. Used to describe a state of feeling exceptionally unwell.

Person 1: Hey how are you?
Person 2: Not good, feel like shit warmed up to be honest.
Person 1: Sorry to hear that!

shit up

When auto-correct changes your message from shut up to shit up.

Text convo:
Robb - "What's up asshole?"
John - "Shit up!"

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shitting up

The act of pooping while vomiting at the same time.

Eg. 1: My buddy Aaron had a stomach virus and chronic diarrhea, so he was shitting up all over the place. He didn't know either to shit or vomit in the toilet.

Eg. 2: My buddy Andy got food poisoning and ate a bran muffin, so he was shitting up all over the place.

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shit rolls up hill

a funny/sarcastic thing to say when you see a crappy car.
( playing on the phrase 'shit rolls down hill' )

Tommy; 'Well, whattaya know!?!'
Ed; ( climbing out of his Suzuki Samurai ) 'Huh? What's that?'
Tommy; 'Shit rolls up hill!'
Ed; 'Eat a dog-log ya jerk!'
Tommy; 'BA-Hahahahahahahaha!'

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shitted up

to get pissed around, to be in a state after just breaking up with your bird/lad, to be annoyed.

Gaz - You seen Baz lately?
Chaz - Nope, he's been pretty shitted up after Lozza dumped him for Daz.
Gaz - Fuck.

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shit up

to get high

"yo dude lets get shitted up 2night"

"bro I'm gonna shit up u wanna join?"

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Shit-Ups

To practice the excercise of sitting up will having the feeling of wanting to poop, or doing sit-ups while deficating in the exact spot in which the sit-ups are being performed.

"Randy and I went to the gym and boy did I have a major case of the shit-Ups!"

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