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The result of wiping from back to front.
<female> is a shitcunt.
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Normally used when a friend lets you down, or acts particularty "cunty"
Why didn't you lock the door at 25 Wilfred st last night?? We got robbed. Brett, you're such a shitcunt!
Also used when bitches whore it up every weekend.
When bitches whore up every weekend
"Did you hear what becky did in the weekend she was such a shitcunt giving barry a blow in the garage, and screwing peter in the mad cow toilets"
"Why didn't you lock the door at 25 Wilfred st last night?? We got robbed. Brett, you're such a shitcunt!"
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When a man is making love to a women via anal, the woman shits on his dick. The man proceeds to have vaginal sex with the woman. She is now a shitcunt.
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A person who is shit, and a cunt together. They tend to defend themselves when called a shitcunt, and make homo-like comebacks. They can't handle real life society and are tend to have a bad education. they tend to not be able to spell the simplest of things, such as kevin. they would spell that as keiven. They also call other shitcunts to hide their shame of being a shitcunt themselves.
some examples of these shitcunts are courtney martin, dylan nguyen, lisa le and vy tran. ch'yeaaa bro!
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When You've Just Had A Shit.. You Wipe Forwards Towards Your Womanly Parts! And You End Up With Shit.. In Your Cunt.. Shitcunt!
I Have Just Given One Above Surely??.. Shitcunt!
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Just after doing anal. normal sex is performed resulting in a Shitcunt
Me: eeeewwwww why have you got a Shitcunt
Her: well we did just do anal
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1.When you're shit out of luck, at your literal lowest point, when it seems like the whole world is against you and nothing can get any worse.
2. A really, really bad big time disappointment.
3. When you've been utterly, totally cunted by someone or some life event.
a, Larry: "Hey what's the matter?"
John: "My wife left me, I lost my job and now ma damn dog's run away."
Larry: "Man you got the shitcunt blues."
b, I just missed my train to work. Now my boss is gonna dock my pay and I won't be able to afford to go to that titty bar this weekend. Jeez I got the shitcunt blues so baaaad.
c, I just found out my girlfriend's been banging my dad for the last six months. Now I got the shitcunt blues so bad I'm gonna sink a crate of bud and go self harm to some emo music.