Shiv

Essentially a person who is all around great and fabolous (that is if you can handle this name) A person with a huge penis and attracts all the ladies with his muscular smart being. Smells great. Plays tons of video games. Is not gay

Have you seen that Shiv over there?

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Shiv

What happens when someone gets shafted. Has no conjugation or plural form. A shiv occurs when a person is blindsided by an unfortunate event.

Dante: did you hear what Biz did?
Nino: no, what did he do?
Dante: he shiv Leo so hard! He got with his girl!
Nino: no way, this guy biz is an opp

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Shiv

Form of punching: To jab through a crowd and to hit the face of a deserving target, by missing the nose and striking the cheek bone.

To shiv properly the target should do a complete spin on their axis.

She needs a good shivving

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shivved

taking a shank to someone above the hips just below the arm in a stabbing motion.

i shivved that paki cause he didnt give me my slurpee

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shiv

to thrust towards someone or somthing with a blunt, rusty, serrated knife.

ill shiv ya, you little bitch.

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Shiv

(noun) A person around his early 20's, who has a horrible, self-proclaimed nickname.

Matt: Hey, Steven, what do you think about my sick new nickname?
Steven: What is it?
Matt: (insert corny nickname)
Steven: Comeon man, you're such a shiv.

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Shiv

In hockey, a goalie that lets in a lot of goals.

In other words, a goalie that sucks.

Shit, 7-0 in the first period?! The goalie is a shiv.

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