shlump

To listen to music hella loud!

I shlumped at the car stereo competion.

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shlumped

when you’re high and are just chillin and looking shlumped as fuck, or when you’re high is wearing off but you’re still high as fuck.

“Damn bruh you look shlumped lmao”
“i just shmoked like an hour ago💀”
“shiiiii lmaooo”

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Shlump

Acting like an idiot for know reason when someone is pissing you off

ME: Why are you getting so mad?
Anthony: Cause you're pissing me off
ME: You're acting like a shlump

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shlump

What the is a shlump?
It doesn't really have to do with sex do it?

Go shlump a tree

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shlump

a description word for something atrociously hideous

Oh for bloody fucks sake, what are you wearing a bloody shlump bag?

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Shlump bucket

A cosmetically impaired vehicle with over 200,000 miles that barely runs and has subwoofers with enough bass to rattle off the pictures of houses it passes by.

Lets go set off some car alarms at the mall with my shlump bucket.

Shlump Dump

A Shlump Dump is a massive shit someone takes after a drinking a load liquor.

“Man I just took a massive Shlump Dump”
“I feel the Shlump Dump coming”