Slip your dick into your partners asshole while they are pooping and rub your shitty cock on your partners face
"I cant wait to go shogging with Dave later"
Dave: Im gonna bring my sister!
Running to your local shops, buying shit, then running back home again
I'm off shogging
Verb. 1. To shart while having a jog, resulting in an endeavor widely known as shogging.
After eating a huge tika masala I was walkIng home but then began to shart heavily down both legs and had to shog the last few blocks home to my toilet.
Used to describe a young innocent child that doesn't know about the terrible realities of our world
person 1: omg theres a kid talking to strangers on the street
person 2: hell naw wheres their parents
person 1: poor shog
The world you say to people when you don't know how to respond to what they have just said
Person 1 "Omg I just had sex!"
Person 2 "Shog...."
Basically just a funnier word for shit/shite/fuck, formed from the phrase shog-dite (dog-shite). It was created by the holy cult of St Bedes in Ormskirk, tribe of 2015-2020.
“Oi mate, your webs are shog, ye potato”
“Lad be arsed with eggonomics, it is pureee shog-on-a-rog”
“Seen the state of tha birds nips? Major shog”
“Shog off John ed, ye wep”