Shogging

Slip your dick into your partners asshole while they are pooping and rub your shitty cock on your partners face

"I cant wait to go shogging with Dave later"
Dave: Im gonna bring my sister!

Shogging

Shoving your partners cock into your right nostrill

Me and jon tried shogging last night

Shogging

Running to your local shops, buying shit, then running back home again

I'm off shogging

Shog

Verb. 1. To shart while having a jog, resulting in an endeavor widely known as shogging.

After eating a huge tika masala I was walkIng home but then began to shart heavily down both legs and had to shog the last few blocks home to my toilet.

shog

Used to describe a young innocent child that doesn't know about the terrible realities of our world

person 1: omg theres a kid talking to strangers on the street
person 2: hell naw wheres their parents
person 1: poor shog

Shog

Something very boring.

This movie was sooooo shog ill never see it again.

Shog

The world you say to people when you don't know how to respond to what they have just said

Person 1 "Omg I just had sex!"
Person 2 "Shog...."