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Throw A short person day

november is a day made for people to throw short people. you qualify as short if you are 5’4 and under. good luck soldiers

“it’s november 16th, come here for a second”
“why”
“happy Throw A short person day”
“oh”
yeet

by steamsteambox June 9, 2021

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Respect short people day

So basically u have to respect everyone short and tall people must be punished. U now have permission to kick tall peoples shins :))

Oh look it’s ‘Respect short people day’. I must go respect luckas 🤠👍🏻

by Luckas u prick :)) October 19, 2020

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National throw short people day

On October 21, you can anybody under 5’6” with no permission needed

Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day

by Pug? October 6, 2021

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National Stomp on Short People Day

October 25th is not National Kick Tall People Day, in fact it's National Stomp on Short people Day. On this day you get to stomp on your short friends.

"Hey, it's October 25th. You know what that means! It's National Stomp on Short People Day!"
*stomps on his short friend*

by thlying October 22, 2020

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National throw short people day

On October 21, you can anybody under 5’4” with no permission needed
Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day, even people named Jace.

Hey, have you heard that today is National throw short people day? I can't wait to yeet some dwarfs!

by IRFNBR October 21, 2021

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National Throw Short People Day

On October 21, you can, without permission throw anyone who is 5’ 5” or shorter with no repercussions.

“What day is it?”
“National Throw Short People Day
AHH

by RoseThrower63 June 19, 2022

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National Kiss a Short Person Day

On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.

Thank God it's National Kiss a Short Person Day

by A fellow meme boi May 9, 2018

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