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When you eat a girl out with her period.
Yo dude i heard he gave her a strawberry shortcake at the party.
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A broke bitch.
Strawberry = a really sweet girly girl
Shortcake = short on cake (which means money)
Friend: Omg I literally hate her she's so f*cking pretty
Me: Yeahhh but I heard through the grapevine she's a real strawberry shortcake....
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The moment when adults reminisce about how great Christmas was as a child but then immediately snap out of it and then understand that life is a cruel game intended to beat you to your knees and rob you of your soul. This disenchanting realization then propels the frustrated grown-up into a desperate struggle to have fun participating in the "same old, same old" go-to's such as attending lame holiday parties, wearing ugly sweaters, overeating, and drinking their faces off.
It's Christmas, and you know what that means. It's Shortcake Time. Yum yum yum, it's Shortcake Time.
When you ejaculate on a womens face, then punch her in the face to give her a bloddy nose.
After bangimg Jenny, bill gave her a strawberry shortcaked
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A strawberry shortcake is actually when a man has sex with a woman on her period and pulls out to nut all over her vagina causing a whipped cream and strawberry effect. The barber pole is when a woman is going down on a guy and nuts on her face as he punches her in the nose. Also referred to as the candy cane.
I wasn't in the mood for sex, but my boyfriend suggested the strawberry shortcake, which enticed my sweet-tooth.
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Just before reaching orgasm during oral sex, pull yourself out of her mouth, punch her in the nose, and jizz on her bloody face.
I wanted to tell the bich I was done with her, so I gave her a strawberry shortcake and kicked her ass out.
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When a girl masturbates while she has her period and her cum is mixed with blood... Gross!
Damn, I heard she gave herself a strawberry shortcake last night!
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