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The art of making passionate love to the ass. A slow, deliberate, time-well-spent approach to ass eating.
Larry's encounter with that sixteen-year old proves that he is well-versed in the art of bung shui.
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Pronounciation: \poon schway\
a:(noun)
The practice of strategically arranging women in different locations of a club so as to maximize your potential of getting laid. It is crucial to the success of Poon Shui make sure the women are oriented away from each other, so as not to see you macking up on all of the other babes.
b:(verb) Aligning the genitals of your sex partner in a straight line opposite a television. This permits the male to simultaneously watch his favorite show while breaking off a piece. In the sixty nine variation, the genitals are closest to the television for the same effect.
a: "Rick had so many bitches at Midnight Rodeo Saturday night that he had to Poon Shui them so he wouldn't get cock blocked."
b: "Dude, Tracy was in the mood last night but the Cubs game was on. I had to Poon Shui her so I could catch the ninth inning."
When a bird decides its time your house had a woman's touch.
I.e. Installation of cushions candles and net curtains
Soud is so godamn clungestruck. He has even let his new squeeze perform flange shui on his living room, Fucking candles all over the shop!
When you are no longer able to take a certain route on your bike, it messes up your bike shui and you refuse to even ride your bike.
Justin used to take his bike to the UMC but then they closed his route, so he just walks now. It totally messed up his bike shui.
n. The process of studious, careful selection a dog performs to decide the exact perfect location for it to defecate; commonly including a combination of sniffing and pacing over a given stretch of ground multiple times.
Dog owner: "Cripes, Spot. I'm late for work! Finish up with your dung shui! I gotta go.
The ancient chinese art of rearranging things to channel energy and give aesthetic pleasure, namely your money into the pocket of a practitioner
"Ahh this house have bad energy, feng shui not good, money in wrong place, should be in my wallet"
"ahh much better!"
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A belief system created by 325 Marines fuck shui or fuck shway is the belief in the cosmic system of fuck. In that there is a continuing balance of fucking and being fucked.
For there to be life one must engage in fucking and for there to be death one must be fucked. The cycle of fuck shui
Spending the whole day with 100lbs on your back is fucked. Getting to sleep without it on is not to fucking bad. The application of fuck shui to daily living
I am so fucked, I wish I was fucking. The first truth of fuck shui
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