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A place in a parallel universe where everyone's keys eventually end up
"Honey, where's my keys?"
"On the side"
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(n) or (v)The act of two men (gay, bi, straight) laying "side-by-side" and giving each other "hand jobs" and/or masturbating them selves. With three people this could be referred to as "skiing". See other terms such as Ohio State Cheerleader for examples.
"Wow Nate did you hear about Joey and that random doing a 'side-by-side' in Arizona ?" , " I always enjoy a good "side-by-side" at the fiesta bowl. "
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crystal meth; the "side" from "upside down", slang for the top 3 "hard" drugs
up being coke
side being meth
down being heroine
"I still feel like I'm tripping, probably because I did 2 grams of side this weekend"
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a) someone's sidekick
b) an offensive term for someone's mistress or lover
If you want an on-the-side definition b), don't be in a classical ltr; look for an open relationship instead.
a non-existent theorem in geometry that you can use to piss your teacher off.
student: do we have to know the angle side side theorem for the test?
teacher: i think you mean angle angle side.
student: geometry can kiss my angle side side.
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A unique game involving two male participants, facing one another, in which the players strapped their erect penises together with cinnamon dental floss(or some other fastening apparatus). The object of the game is to maintain your erection longer than your opponent. Obviously, homosexuals will have an advantage, though those of a high sexual fortitude may be able to overcome.
"That shebouygan side-by-side match was killer. Anthony lost his boner in less than 3 minutes. Scott was still rock hard and even spurted on him a little bit at the end.
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