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me and my homie. we are the real life equivalent
Random guy: hey tom and daz. you two are so much like jay and silent bob. teach me how to be as cool as you
tom and daz: sorry its impossible
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When several People from online all have the same opinion and deserve to get their ass kicked, so you and your buddy(s) decide to find out where they live, then going on a road trip (or flying) and driving to each individual's house and kicking their ass.
guy 1: "Dude did you see what those assholes said about owl city on the internet?!"
guy 2: "yeah! I think its time for a J and silent bob road trip!"
guy 1: "what?!"
guy 2: "we're gonna go find and kick their asses!"
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Just like a Sneaky Castro except with weed smoke.
Last nIght I gave my girl a loud Silent Bob her climax was amazing.
A movie where Jay and Silent Bob (or Jaycie/Jayla and Silent Roberta) get struck by an angel.
Script for Jay and Silent Bob Get struck-
Rufus/Rufina- You masturbate more than anybody.
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Yea, tell me something I don't know.
Rufus/Rufina- When you do it, you're thinking about fuckin midgets.
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla (to Silent Bob/Roberta)- Dude, not all the time.
At strip club-
Rufus/Rufina- What the fuck are you doing here?
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Trying to prove to this tubby bastard I ain't a pedophile.