The Booth Singer

A male or female who while karaoke is being sung in a bar sings along to every single song and knows every song. But they will never actually get up and sing one, and also they are not intoxicated whatsoever.

"my friend levi is such a booth singer he was just singin away to james blunt but when we asked him to sing a song he says no and just sings them all at the booth (therefore he is the booth singer)"

singer-shamwriter

A singer-shamwriter is a singer who is labelled a singer-songwriter by their record industry boss in order to boost their appeal by appearing talented, cool and down with the kids. In reality however, the singer-shamwriter couldn't tell the difference between F major chord and an A minor chord. All their actual material is written by really talented individuals who just happen to be fat and ugly and who therefore one wouldn't want to see on Saturday morning television. C'est la vie.

Katy Perry is a singer-shamwriter.

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cartman singer

A person who sings like cartman from south park. These people have the ability to sing so badly that its good.

kyle:*singing poker face badly*
john:*laughing*dude keep singing your such a cartman singer.

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marla singer

chuck palahniuk's crazy sexy suicidal character in fight club. The most twisted funny character Ive seen since my accidental conception. She witty, and compares condoms to the glass slipper of our generation,,what more could someone want...

" I havent been FUCKED like that since grade school"
"The condom is the glass slipper of a generation, you put it on, dance all night, and then throw it away, the condom I mean, not the person"

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Pop singer

Any Pop music singer of today. These "singers" are only famous because of their marketable looks. All of their songs are about love or sex. Normally, pop singers don't write their own lyrics, or play their own instruments. They should not even be considered "artists"; they should be considered “performers”.

Justin Bieber is a Pop singer.

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Singer Shuffle

A dance in which you tiwst the body with arms extended in front, bent at the elbows, palms up.

As made famous by Michael Singer, Gov'mint Teacha.

Guy 1: "Dude you see me do the singer shuffle in the pit last night?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah! Nice Singer would be proud."

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lead singer

The frontman (or woman) of a band, usually in rock music, but can also be rap/pop/country/jazz etc. If the singer is male, it means he is the one who dates all the women!

James Hetfield is the lead singer of Metallica.

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