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Situationship

Not a relationship but a situation or agreement two people agree to each other

The situationship that we are in is different than any friendship or relationship I have ever been in

by Felonlove November 27, 2020

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Situationship

A term women who are batting out of their league use to rationalize getting pumped and dumped, or being a side chick. A situationship is when a man does not want to commit to a woman, generally because he does not like the woman that much, is married, has a girlfriend, or is just happier being single.

A man continues the situationship because he wants to continue having sex and/or feels bad and wants to let the woman down easy and phase things out gradually, so that she doesn't feel pumped and dumped, even though she was.

Jane: I'm in a situationship with this guy, it's so awkward. We only see each other like once a month when he texts me late night.
John: Snap out of it, you're being used and abused. He's probably on to someone else by now and barely remembers what you look like.

by Bill 215 October 14, 2022

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Situationship

Situationship, is two people who cannot leave each other alone. Situationship is when your have broken up but decides to be friends but that relationship bond is still there.. Situationship is two people who acts like a couple but they’re not.

girl 1- I get to see my man today, girl 2- whooo? girl 1- well he’s not my man, we’re friends its a situationship

by heyhey23girl2 June 16, 2023

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Situationship

When you fall asleep on the phone, hold hands, hangout as more than friends , flirt with each other, give each other compliments but you aren’t in a relationship.

Tails: Hey Amy how is your relationship with Sonic going

Amy: He still hasn’t made any moves

Tails: Oh so you’re in a situationship

by kathykakes October 30, 2022


Situationship

A toxic rehab relationship characterized by leaving the facility against medical advice, and relapsing together. After a short run fueled by crack cocaine and liquor, they return to the same facility to star the cycle over.

“Mark and Juliets situationship didn’t work out again”

“What!! That’s the third time”

by Tygunnin April 10, 2021

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Situationship

It's not exactly a relationship, just a situation you're stuck in, where you're both unhappy but you're trying to find some way to make it work.

That guy who was suppose to be my boyfriend was nothing but a situation, so no it wasn't a relationship it was a situationship!!!

by One Of The Editors ;] April 17, 2015

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Situationship

What Dine and Charlily85 define as goals

Charlily85: I kinda want a fuckbuddy that's not allows to fuck anyone else, cuddles me but leaves in the morning
Dine:that's a situationship

by Charlily85 December 23, 2022

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