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An aerial skier is someone who has the balls to ski off a jump that will throw them 50 feet or more into the air. The skier will then do multiple twists and flips, like flying 50 feet isn't hard enough. Aerial skiers are the badasses of the skiing world.
1. Did you see that aerial skier do that amazing jump?
2. I want to be an aerial skier who does flips and twists.
A small square blankey that skiers use to fall asleep.
"I am sleeping with a SKIERS SQUARE after I brush my teeth"
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the only sport that supports homosexuality and daddy's money at one time. it also is a person that loves to have a lot of orgies but only with other men.
yo im bout to go shred the slopes with the rest of the eastern skiers but first let me go hop in my dad's range rover and give a pregame blowy
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Sexual position in which the female procures two 2x4 boards and stands on them. She then proceeds to jerk off two males standing on either side of her. She then yells something in russian as the two men ejaculate.
"Damn, last night this hooker gave my buddy and I a Russian Skier."
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When a man or woman sits between the driver and passenger seat in a vehicle and masturbates two men sitting in either seat while leaning back. This creates the illusion of holding ski poles.
Why don't you hop in? Brenda wants to ski, but we're in the middle of Minneapolis and a skier seat will have to do.
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A skier originating from the state of New Jersey. Generally goes out-of-state to "ski" because there are no large ski resorts in New Jersey.
Jersey skiers exhibit the habits of gapers, but exhibit some of there own unique traits, such as skiing with just a balaclava, but no helmet and skiing without poles.
Jersey skiers are famous for their stance, in which their skis are spread very far apart, and usually in a slight or not-so-slight V shape.
That Jersey skier just gaped that jump without poles!
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Douchebag who thinks he is better than everyone else because he has skied at a large mountain.
Josh thinks he’s such a big mountain skier, all day he’s been saying how small this hill is compared to Colorado.
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