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When a woman walks up to a group of guys and gently brushes each of their genatalia
Ben "I think that girl just skimmed by package?!?"
Tom "yeah. She did that to me too"
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The deplorably deviant act of inserting skimmed milk in one's anal tract by use of a funnel or turkey baster and squirting it back out over his or her lover's face, body or prized garden gnome collection.
"Yo, I heard you were into Skimming so I bought along some milk. That OK, bro?"
-"I....is that.....full fat?"
"No, it's semi."
-"Ugh, what sort of freak do you take me for? Skimmed milk only. You disgust me."
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Skim nut is the action of helping your lifting partner after he has done his set on the bench press, but when picking up the bar you accidently skim your balls on his face.
"Bro! You just straight skim nut me man, not cool"
The act of shoving either your fingers or an inanimate object up somebody's asshole. Also leaving them uncomfortable and extremely violated.
"Dude, if you don't get out of my grill in 30 seconds I'm going to skim the rim."
*Runs away*
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v: to coat or cover a room in throw-up. Often used with lumberjack (3)
I skimmed in monicas room last night because her snatch was so hairy!
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