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jeans that people sterotype as "emo" wear, but then all a sudden the preppy whores who hate "emos" decided that if the clothing makes you look like a complete whore its okay if "emos" wear it too! not to mention it makes your legs look demented
Prep: Whoah! These new skinny jeans make me look great!!!
Emo: Umm if you hate us so much why go stealing our style?
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To keep it simple, skinny jeans are women's jeans with slight alterations and targeted to the male audience.
As you know, most male fashion designers are homosexual. So many of them may where womens's clothing, of which include women's tight jeans. So one of them probably wore women's jeans and thought that would be a great product to sell to the average mindless person who follows any fad. So now you see guys roaming the streets walking in women's clothing and who thinks it looks good on them. If only they knew.
Idiot: I want skinny jeans for my birthday.
Smart Person: Just borrow your sister's pants, you'll look just as gay.
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Unnecessarily tight pants, generally worn by trendy douchebags.
"Oh God, I love a guy who wears skinny jeans!"
"He looks like a fucking idiot."
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ugly ass kid in my class who wont stfu and thinks hes so cool but he cant pull no bitches and is obsessive over this one girl in our class that has a bf
man 1: ew who is that
man 2: thats skinny jeans. hes ugly
man 1: i can see that
Skinny jeans are bad for guys. THey are bad because they push a guys balls closer to their body witch in turn heats them up that much more. when the Temp rises the sperm get deformed rendering them useless.
however girls can wear them as much as they want. HAHA!
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My emo friend loves skinny jeans.
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Personally, I think they are kinda gay. I mean, If someone is wearing them and they are TALL AND SKINNY, then they look awesome. If you are a fat tub of lard and you are I guess a "punk" then you should never wear them. They make you look horrible! I would say if you are 5 foot 6 inches, and you are 120+, you shouldnt wear them. period.
fat tub of lard: look! my new skinny jeans came in yesterday!
me: really? i thought you just gained 30 pounds!
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Fashionable clothing that looks ridiculous on boys, as everyone will realize when the fashion dies.
The boys who wear them don't care how stupid they'll look on pictures of their younger selves when they're older, since they won't have children to be laughed at by, because their skinny jeans made them sterile.
What do skinny jeans even have pockets for?
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