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Sk-eye-rim-ming: The act of abandoning your friends, family, work and other such social and physical obligations to sit in your underpants for a protracted length of time (possibly years) playing Skyrim.
Alternatively rimming someone while jumping out of an airplane at 40,000 feet. See also 'riming
Bill was skyrimming, now his dog and his children are dead. Yay! Dragons!
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What is Skyrim? It is the Wagnerian RPG glory of standing atop High Hrothgar, fully cleansed of all annoying friends, family, relationships and other such weaknesses. Only men (and women) with nerdsome beards can taste such liberation from the Empire! Forget that lame "reality" you flounder in - For now the dragons shall be your friends! But not the Thalmor, as they totally hate you.
When Morrowind got covered in radioactive ash, I decided to sell my Gaur farm and move to Skyrim. Now I hang out in the slums of New Gnisis!
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Pure awesomeness in the form of a video game, It is the 5th game in the elder scrolls series, Side effects may include: Loss of social life, Explosion of gaming device, Death, Urge to kill anything that annoys you whilst playing this game, Enlightenment and Massive nerdgasm.
guy 1: hey did you hear that skyrim is coming out?
Guy 2: what?!
Guy 1: yeah its gonna be awesome!
Guy 2: I just had a nerdgasm
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noun;
the sexual act where the partner pulls apart the cheeks of the significant other and speaks dragon language in their arsehole
sally really wanted to try something new in the bedroom, we tried skyrimming but she was more confused then aroused
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Like popular MMORPG games, it has the ability to make one play for countless hours on end. It is known to contain 300 hours of gameplay if you play once and do everything there is to do. However, many create multiple characters of different races, resulting in months and years of ceaseless playing.
Many consider Skyrim as a drug, as it is addicting, can ruin your life, and it has various amounts of side affects. Side affects include: Memory loss, weight loss/gain, worsened eyesight, headache, wet and smelly pants, loss of family, loss of intimate relationships, loss of life, loss of sex etc.
Skyrim, although a massive and possibly the best game of the decade, is still argued to be worse than Morrowind. Morrowind fans are constantly raging on Skyrim fans, claiming Morrowind is far more superior. However, the game Skyrim not only includes the landmass of Skyrim, but also Cyrodil and Morrowind, and possibly other places in Tamriel. Thus, if a DLC or mod comes out that makes use of these unused landmasses, Oblivion and Morrowind fans may migrate to this new Elder Scrolls installment.
On the first day of release, game retailers were open at midnight just to sell this new game. Around 3.5 million copies were sold on the release date. Over 230,000 people were playing Skyrim on Steam on it's day of release, topping Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3.
Before Skyrim
Morrowind fans rage at Oblivion fans
Couples have sex on a normal routine
The grades of students are at their average level
After Skyrim
Morrowind fans rage at both Skyrim and Oblivion fans, and the occasional Oblivion fan claims that Oblivion is superior
A large portion of couples cease to exist, and the amount of people having sex was dramatically plunged
Students have started failing school
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(Verb 1)
To put a horse into unusual gravity based situation
(Verb 2)
To overload a computer software with plugins
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The name of both a region and a game in the 'The Elder Scrolls' video game series.
(Adjective)
Very wide and shallow
(Verb 1)
Look at you skyrimming up this (hill)!
(Verb 2)
I'm going to skyrim my photoshop until it won't start up!
(Name)
I have been playing Skyrim for hours! Exploring Skyrim is fun.
(Adjective)
- Whoa, that's a huge pool!
x Yeah, but it's very skyrim.
- Oh, so you can't swim in it..
If you have not played Skyrim you really don't exist, if you have played Skyrim you will play it for the next 300 hours.
guy: (buys skyrim then plays it forever )
his mom: this is why your single.