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An altered version of mickey mouse club house, now rated x.
Sam: Yo man lets watch mickey mouse clubhouse!
Charles: nah man, lets watch...mickey mouse slaughterhouse!
Sam: OK.
*Watches mickey mouse slaghterhouse*
Sam: HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK.
Charles: Shudda' Warned you man.
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The Evil Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
Mickey: Come to the Mickey Mouse Slaughterhouse
While doing a girl in anal canal, a buddy joins and begins double penetration, while she is on her period and he begins to insert a meat tenderizer in her vagina while the buddy inserts his ball sack into her mouth. The female is then kicked in the nose and you then bust a nut in her eye.
Girl: "Last night my boyfriend his friends and I tried out the
Donkey Dippin Slaughterhouse."
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Rather similar to the phrase 'Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery' though used in even less amusing and more wearisome circumstances. Generally used to describe management or any cack-handed effort at leadership when the job ought to be easy for a small subnormal child to do, particularly in an actual slaughterhouse, where everything breaks down constantly. Or livestock never turns up and everyone waits relentlessly.
Not a funny phrase, just sad.
The job is fucked (has gone to shit) as usual. Whist observing a manager running arround like a blue arsed fly, utterly devoid of any intellegent suggestion or decision and with an impending audit looming:
Employee 1:"bloody hopeless this lot"
Employee 2: "aye man, couldn't organise a killing in a slaughterhouse"
both laugh mirthlessly and each simultaniously though secretly wonder what their lives are about.
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An idiom describing a situation where individuals fleeing a repressive country, seeking refuge in another, find themselves in an equally or even more dangerous environment.
The refugees are going from one hell to a slaughterhouse if something isn't done quickly.
This is a female in between a Swamp Donkey and a Battle Pig. These females are disgusting and smell. This is a serious situation, and if you have sex with one, you WILL end up with an STD. You will know when this is happening, but you'll be drunk, and go through with it anyway.
Did you see Kyle go home with that Slaughterhouse swine last night?
The location of massively disproportionate numbers of COVID-19 infections.
By late April, it still had not occurred to anyone in government to question whether the American slaughterhouse shutdowns, due to huge numbers of worker infections, might be a signal that coronavirus was animal-borne.