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When you're beat so you drink a bunch of caffeine and then take a nap, so when you wake up you're hella pumped
I was beat from playing call of duty modern warfare 2019 all night, so I had to pull a slingshot maneuver to make it to class
You’re going down on a chick while she lies on her back. You reach behind you and sneak a dump in your hand. With a huge overhand windmill motion, you slam it down on her chest. WHAM!!! The German Slingshot.
I totally nailed a girl with the German Slingshot last night. It looked like she got shot in the chest with some sort of Crap Cannon!
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Using the shoulder of a five lane freeway to pass a slow moving car in the left hand lane. Often this move is made by a douche bag that is driving a late model European coupe or sedan.
Son (sitting shotgun): Wow Dad! Look at that BMW pass that car up ahead.
Father (driving): Don't ever do that shit!
Son: Do what?
Father: The California slingshot, son.
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Quickly pulling across multiple lanes of traffic without signalling. Most commonly done immediately after getting on the highway.
Holy fucknuggets! Did you see that dipshit pull a Canadian Slingshot? And right in front of a cop, too!
A webcomic about two friends named Hazel and Jamie who are going through life together. Hazel has an English major which is useless in the real world and desperately wants to be laid. Jamie is a bigger girl with bigger boobs. Her sexuality is questioned now that she is dating Erin (a girl) but their relationship is based on love - not sex.
They have many friends including a hot barista, a porn store librarian who is also a dominatrix, a gay drag queen, a cactus that talks to you when you drink, and a chronic liar.
The webcomic is updated weekly and never fails to bring out squeals, tears, and laughs.
Maureen: Jamie, your breasts are legendary.
Jamie: You can say it twice. I consider them each a separate legend.
Hazel: How's it shakin', eggs 'n' bacon?
Jamie: Large an' loose, like your caboose!
Jameson: Sorry, I'm afraid you need less Asshole Points to access that information.
Girls with Slingshots
The act of shitting into a sock and then proceeding to smack an individual (usually of dislike) in the face with the pile of excrement.
as usual, Zack would not shut the hell up today, so I decided to give him a good whack with the ol' Arabian Slingshot to silence him.
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Upon reaching climax during fellatio, the man places his left leg firmly against the woman's thigh and yells "make it stop!" Then, he rapidly extends his leg, firing the woman into the wall, or whatever happens to be behind her.
This chick was giving me head, and it felt so good that I executed the Westmont Slingshot. She ended up in the bathtub.
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