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(v.) to drop an object at a vital time.
The doctor accidently sloaned the baby and watched it hit the floor.
Did you see him totally sloane that disc?
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A gorgeous, insanely intelligent LADY.
Although she appears on the urinals of many toilets across America, don't forget, she has a cell phone:D go ahead! text her while you're uhm. Just text her the next time you think of her!
Also, she is most definitely not a man.
Ehem, thank you.
W: *looks at urinal* *pulls out his phone*
texts: Hey sloane!
S: texts: Hey what's up?
W: texts: Just peein ^^ you?
S: texts: -awkward silence- uh cool.
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To have one's phone yeeted from a roller coaster
I Sloaned a phone on Toutatis. Damn backwards launches.
Sloan is overall so beautiful and my best friend. she's really serious in important times but can be really energetic and the life of the party. Sloans are mostly short but some of them could be tall but not my sloan haha shes so short lol. She has a beautiful style and wears a lot of creative jewelry and i love every single outfit she wears. don't backstab her she will get her revenge and you will not like it.
Adam: omg i love sloan shes so beautiful
Jack: im so jealous she could never like someone like me
(Sloan's) are amazing people, usually, and girls name, Sloan's are kind, loving, grateful, and most of all a amazing partner in love life. never let (Sloan's) go, always keep them close
oh Sloan, you amazing girlfriend, i love you!
Beautiful gorgeous girl, wifey material, generally short around 4'11 or 5'4. Will make you smile alot even on the worst days. Will make you question if you are in love or not. Normally lisps her words. Sloane's are generally blonde but out of their kind they are the best. Will move in with you and have john cena babies with you.
"i love sloane."
"oh yeah me too"
Another english stereotype. Similar to populars,abercrombies and similar behaviour to preps. Wealthy;almost exclusivly go to fee paying schools. They come in to basic types, female and male.
Female sloans can be identified by the following:
-Clothing from jackwills (the uk version of abercrombie), primark for some reason and abercrombie and fitch.
-purposly messed up hair usually fliped over onto one side of the head (they really do think this is cool)
-uggs
-oversized handbags
-sometimes excessive use of dark eyemakeup
-hoodies, skinny jeans, mini skirts, leggings
-feel the need to find ways to make non-sloanes feel inferior to them due to thier extremely large egos
-seem to only aknowledge fellow sloanes as people worthy of their time and attention
-think highly of themselves and have huge egos
-chase after male sloanes
-sometimes speak in a fake american accent
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Male sloanes
-style their hair (usualy so their manbangs go diagonally across their foreheads
-similarlily to females, wear clothing exclusivly from jack wills, abercrombie and other preppy brands.
-dress in skinny (or extremely baggy in a desperate attempt to be deemed cool) jeans
-have even larger egos than female sloanes
-date only female sloanes
-think they are amzing at all sports
-swear to make themselves seem cool and edgy
in conclusion, sloanes are self absorbed, extremely self concious ego-mainiacs who consider themselves the coolest, most popular people ever, though they are most definatly not.
Female:
Sloane 1 "Ohmygod, did you see that guy wearing jackwills?!Ohmygod he is sooooooooo fit"
Sloane 2 "I know but that girl he's talking to is like,soo not wearing any jackwills or abercrombie! she is so lame."
Male:
Sloane 1 "That guys haircut is sooo gay, like, what a loser"
Sloane 2 "What the fuck is he wearing, gap?"
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