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slytherin ah one of the great hogwarts houses they are known to be cunning determined and resourceful I am a slytherin myself and it is the best house
the house in hogwarts where the kids are smoking crack and getting butt-fucked.
draco malfoy, slytherin's eir is one big crackhead and one big narc and not to top it all one dumb fuckin ass dipshit!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wierdest of the 4 houses. Usually they are driven by malice and jealousy. They really need to stop using hairgel and should get new faces instead of their usual scowls. Enemies against Gryffindors because they can't stand our bravery and loyalty. Malfoy needs to take come chill pills and Snape needs to get a new wig (and maybe wash his old one).
Malfoy and his ugly snarl.
Crabbe and Goyle are in Slytherin...enough said.
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Like a Freudian Slip but instead of sexual comment it is a slip of dark humor.
I totally had a slytherin slip today when I was talking to Mariah. She won’t respond to my texts now.
bitch who thinks she's a slytherin just because she's in love with Draco Malfoy
That fake slytherin is a hoe
When you're getting a blowjob and your girl(or guy) flicks their tongue on your tip.
Dude, Jessica gave me the greatest slytherin succ last night.
A bitch who likes ditching her non existent friends lmao
I'm a pansexual slytherin