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Sending something sensible but in a spamming way.
Person 1: Dude! Stop the smap!
Person 2: n
Person 2: o
Expressing an emotion of shock and/or disapproval
HOLY SMAP! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
The act of knowing you are correct, but not knowing how to explain yourself.
“Ugh I don’t know how to explain it. This is a total smap”
“I don’t know how to explain it guys! I just smaped”
Someone who is on protection at a NSW jail.
Crim 1: "oi look at that smap looking dog"
Crim 2: "send the smap to the boneyard, where he belongs"
Crim 1: "yeah ma bah, eetswa".
Senior Management Action Plan is a path for lateral hires to be inducted in senior positions in a company. This includes exposure to all verticals within stipulated time frame:
a) Customer Care -15 days
b) Finance -5 days
c) Human Resource -10 days
d) Sales and Marketing -20 days
e) Product Development -30 days
f) Business Strategy -30 days
g) Board Meetings -5 days
h) Programming -15 days
i) Customer Satisfaction Survey -10 days
j) Creativity -30 days
The intern is business ready within seven months.
After this the lateral hire is associated with a small team to develop, launch and market a small product all by himself or herself.
In Kalkie Integrated Solutions -the female leaders were inducted by short-term SMAP (Senior Management Action Plan)-thanks to Alphabet Inc
when someone is tripping or acting wild
you have to relax you are smapping right now